How do you read a girl?

[AndThePickles]

To be fair, she should be a Freshman. And I should only be a Sophmore.

Still, you're of legal age to have sex and she isn't. You could technically be arrested. (Well depends on the state but I'm just giving the standard).


Whatever, regardless, I take back all the advice I gave!

 

[Crooklyn]

I've been trying to help TW score with an 8th grader

Well idk bruh, I've been seeing some growth acceleration over the past years. I visited my old junior high a few weeks back, visited a class there, and dawg...the girls, I mean ----

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Well idk bruh, I've been seeing some growth acceleration over the past years. I visited my old junior high a few weeks back, visited a class there, and dawg...the girls, I mean ----

I agree 100% Went back to my old highschool and couldn't help but say "**** wasn't like this when I was here"

 

[kytrigger]

Still, you're of legal age to have sex and she isn't. You could technically be arrested. (Well depends on the state but I'm just giving the standard).


Whatever, regardless, I take back all the advice I gave!

I thought if you were within two years of each other age-wise that it was legal.

 

[Tangled Web]

Am I a sick person? I mean, it's only a two year difference. 366 days to be exact.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Am I a sick person? I mean, it's only a two year difference. 366 days to be exact.

You're not sick, we're the ones who feel sick for trying to help you get with an 8th grader. Seriously, you're 16. 16 year old girls are just starting to come to terms with their inner sex-beast. Explore your own age group.

 

[kytrigger]

Am I a sick person? I mean, it's only a two year difference. 366 days to be exact.

not at all man. Don't worry about it like that. You're not sick in any way, but you probably shouldn't be concocting crazy fake girlfriend schemes to get with her either, know what I mean?

 

[AndThePickles]

I agree 100% Went back to my old highschool and couldn't help but say "**** wasn't like this when I was here"

I knew you enjoyed your sister's friends hitting on you! And that girl we saw running that one time!

I thought if you were within two years of each other age-wise that it was legal.

Depends on the state.

 

[Crooklyn]

Am I a sick person? I mean, it's only a two year difference. 366 days to be exact.

Naw it's not sick, as demonstrated by CS and I last posts...the girls there can look damn good.

Just kinda perplexed at how you let a 14 year old mindf**k you like that.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I knew you enjoyed your sister's friends hitting on you! And that girl we saw running that one time!

I've never seen her friends and I was talking about the juniors and seniors. These broads look damn old.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Just kinda perplexed at how you let a 14 year old mindf**k you like that.

Yeah TW, step your Jedi game up!

 

[AndThePickles]

I've never seen her friends and I was talking about the juniors and seniors. These broads look damn old.

I can't really comment because many older guys didn't realize how young I was in high school.

 

[Tangled Web]

Naw it's not sick, as demonstrated by CS and I last posts...the girls there can look damn good.

Just kinda perplexed at how you let a 14 year old mindf**k you like that.

I don't know. I just over estimated her. I don't think she has any Jedi mind trick powers. I just think that I thought she'd be a little more mature.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Damn, they're training girls in the arts of mind-****ing at such a young age. Young boys have no idea what they're dealing with.

 

[Crooklyn]

Damn, they're training girls in the arts of mind-****ing at such a young age. Young boys have no idea what they're dealing with.

I bet she has an older sister. Or at least a best friend with an older sister. That's how it all starts. Same way we're guiding young TW Padawan, they're doing the same thing with their apprentices.












This is war.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Seriously, but we're training the younglings to deal with their BS. This crap needs to end sometime.

 

[Tangled Web]

I bet she has an older sister. Or at least a best friend with an older sister. That's how it all starts. Same way we're guiding young TW Padawan, they're doing the same thing with their apprentices.












This is war.

Come to think of it, she does have a friend that's a senior.

 

[ComicChick]

this thread has been entertaining. i'm glad i waited before coming in here.

the 16-14 thing was unexpected

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^Yeah, it changed everything.

 

[Tangled Web]

Alright, I texted her and told her that I was mifed because I had cancelled a date with someone because of her. She acted like she didn't know what I meant by that. "What? What do you mean?"

 

[Colossal Spoons]

:bangsheadondesk:

 

[Crooklyn]

You know what...f**k it. Text her back with this:

.....why are you such an airhead? Argh, I'm too frustrated right now, I'll talk to you whenever

Turn your phone off, avoid her tomorrow, then see what happens.

 

[Tangled Web]

Oh ****, I sense hostility in her.

 

[Badger]

I know you're young and all, but WTF? Dude just put the phone down.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

She's probably confused cuz it's 3:36 in the damn morning and she's 14.