How do you

[enterthemadness]

Pros and Cons to both your hand and the ladies. Don't favor one over the other

what should I do then, Mr. CS, sir?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Get up in a lady one day, enjoy it, but do it safely.

 

[enterthemadness]

Get up in a lady one day, enjoy it, but do it safely.

should I put a coat on...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

And ask the appropriate questions before that.

 

[enterthemadness]

And ask the appropriate questions before that.

you mean ''Can I be inside, you ,ma'am? Or like ''You have any STD's I should know about?''

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The latter. And use a little more tact than that. Tell her you want the names and addresses of all her sexual partners so you can ask them yourself. Gotta start at the source

 

[enterthemadness]

The latter. And use a little more tact than that. Tell her you want the names and addresses of all her sexual partners so you can ask them yourself. Gotta start at the source

What if she has dozens or hundreds? That might take a while...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Then....walk away cuz no ***** is worth that. You're putting the ***** on a pedestal now.

 

[enterthemadness]

Then....walk away cuz no ***** is worth that. You're putting the ***** on a pedestal now.

If she's an 10/10..she might be worth it. An 11/10...possible...anything above that...I think I'll take my chacnes...wait...no...yes..no...maybe...no..yes...well... I'll flip a coin to decide.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

NO ***** is worth a lifetime of itchiness man. I don't care if she's a 50/10.

 

[enterthemadness]

NO ***** is worth a lifetime of itchiness man. I don't care if she's a 50/10.

I couldn't **** her because her hottness would have blinded me. One look at her...blind as a bat.

 

[tzarinna]

Oh, thank God, girl, you had me nervous there for a second. I thought there was a comic book geek out there actually getting laid. Pheww!

I think it's ok today, when you reach a certain level of intimacy (kissing, touching) to, at some point ask if they've been tested. You can even make a little joke out of it: "...not that I'm promising anything!"

If they don't want to talk about it, they're not mature enough to have sex. Throw them back and find a real man.

Besides, even if they say they've been tested, you need to have safe sex to start out with. If you're in a long-term, monogomous relationship, you can start "going bareback", and getting a little freakier! Isn't love grand?

Love,
Dr. Ruth. I mean, Super Mark.

I've watched Cheaters way too many times to believe that anyone is ever mongomous. You can't trust anyone.

But you give sound advice.

 

[tzarinna]

http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/resources/qa/qa19.htm

One of my greatest fears

 

[tzarinna]

How can a man get AIDS by simply receiving oral sex? Saliva doesn't carry HIV.

Here ya go,I always freak guys out with this little tid bit

Another reason not to give or receive

Gonorrhea is spread through contact with the penis, vagina, mouth, or anus

 

[Warhammer]

I'm not going to check for any STD's after everytime I have sex. I rather stick with my hand...and I need to stop that...that's a cause of carpal tunnel.

Oh no.
I didn't mean do it after you have sex. I meant you should get tested before you have sex with her for the first time. As long as you and her are having sex, a random STD shouldn't pop up unless:

- She's cheating.
- Y'all didn't clean yourselves.

Checking after everytime is too much.

 

[Warhammer]

Here ya go,I always freak guys out with this little tid bit

Another reason not to give or receive

You sure freaked me out a bit.
I didn't know it was that common.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

sir?

Erf, that makes me miss Daisy.

 

[imdaly]

"When God gives you AIDS...make lemonAIDS." ~ The Beautiful Sarah Silverman

 

[Man-Thing]

LOL, horrifying.

 

[Warhammer]

eek.

 

[ang_hulk]

you dont.cause then there x's drive you to primal rage.

 

[ang_hulk]

double post

 

[ang_hulk]

apprently my posts are spawning tonight.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

I'm pretty random. Before I ask any unexpected question (that doesn't solely apply to this particular subject), I usually wait until a person's very comfortable, and then I raise it up out of nowhere. It's how I get honest responses.

 

[November Rain]

ummmm.... if you aren't comfortable asking someone out of the blue about these kinda things, then perhaps you shouldn't be comfortable to be sleeping with them in the first place.



that's not necessarily saying that you should give a full on interrogation.

most people are good about opening up when the other person reveals information first. Best chances are just to out of the blue describe your history briefly of serious encounters and whack in their any funny/embrassing stories of any stds you might have gotten before. then go 'what about you?'

if that fails, just tell them to fill out a questionnaire sheet found by your front door dealing with all the criteria.