How Many People Would Come To Your Funeral?

My body is to be converted into some form of useful art, a coffee table, a chandelier, whatever.
No funeral.

Wilhelm the coffee table.

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Nobody. I would have a cremation. Darth Vader style.
 
Well, I know there would be a few from the my Local (Union) we tend to make a good showing when a member dies, even if we didn't know the person. I have a big ass family, but that doesn't mean they'd show. So, yeah I don't f'in know. I would like to plan it, the picture on the alter and the one they'll use for the media. I need to decide on the food and music and what outfit I'll wear, also I think a wig may be in order.

So much to plan.
 
No one. Only the Grimm Reaper. :(

Jk.... don't know, a million?
 
Hundreds, not because they miss me but to make sure I'm dead.
 
I wish I could be around to see who would show up to mine
 
Me too, beating up dead people is the new high... eh, move over old people- beating on dead ones is where it's at. Btw, I am absolutely being serious about this. We are called the deadites, look it up on cult.com :up:
 
At least ten people. Those ten people then take my ashes and paint me into a mural?

I would actually take your ashes and kill everyone who's ever wronged you and leave some at the scene of the murder because that's what friends do for each other. I also just want to kill some people but that's another story entirely.
 
Hmm... I'd say around 50 of my family, 100 friends from school/uni, 10 from my first job, 20 from my current job,20 or so family friends... probably around 200?

I'd hope someone would sent a bulletin on Myspace for reminding people, and create an 'event' for it :cwink::woot:
 
i'd demand my funreal be recorded and put on youtube so then anyone could see it and thus i'd be famous after death:huh:

so...2...one guy to say crap and another to record...
 

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