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How To be Like: The Joker

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Steps:
1. Always smile.
2. Have green hair.
3. Have a white face and a creepy voice.
4. Have the mannerisms of a clown (have a joy buzzer that kills people)
5. Have a fake gun.
6. Be funny, but in a disturbing insane way.
7. Murder and steal as a profession.
8. Laugh...a lot. Laugh at things most people wouldn't laugh at, such as someone getting shot.
9. Have a hot clown girl (Harley Quinn) follow you around.
10. Kill sidekicks (Robin)
Tips:
  • Wear lipstick.
  • Have items that looks like a joke, but are actually weapons...such as a bow-tie that shoots acid.
  • Be sure to keep a laugh box on you at all times, so even when you die you will still be laughing.

Joker Quotes
"I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist."
"A little song, a little dance, Batman's head on a lance"
"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"I'm glad you're dead."
"Batman...Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"
"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."
 
tell me......have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
 
Um... Great.

Rather, how to be Jack Nicholson as the Joker.
 
I never said that, I said, that is how to be Jack Nicholson as The Joker, not ho to be *The Joker* as in, the character. Jack (And Heath, before that starts) has serious flaws in his portrayal of The Joker.
 

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