How to ruin the movie...

[gvcool2]

12. If I am at the movie after a previous showing and someone comes out and ruins the biggest twist of the film

I did that at pirates the other day when i came out, I was going down the escalator and some people were saying how excited they were to go and see it, so I horribly said to my friend in a loud voice 'Oh MAN! that was awesome...i can't believe Barbossa came back at the end and jacks Dead...i never saw that one coming'

I got in my car with a black eye

 

[CrashNburn]

that might be cool.....

YEAH,IF YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO THE SAME SEX. J/K!

 

[CrashNburn]

I did that at pirates the other day when i came out, I was going down the escalator and some people were saying how excited they were to go and see it, so I horribly said to my friend in a loud voice 'Oh MAN! that was awesome...i can't believe Barbossa came back at the end and jacks Dead...i never saw that one coming'

I got in my car with a black eye

LOL!!! YOU PROBABLY DESERVED IT THEN! THAT'S FUNNY YET SO F@#$*D UP AT THE SAME TIME.

 

[lordofthenerds]

1.Venom is killed after only 10 minutes of screentime.
2.Peter continues to talk to Uncle Ben through meditation.
3.MJ is killed and it is handled in the X3 way.
4.Sandman was really Uncle Ben's killer all along.
5.Peter does another "cool walk".
6.While symbiote Spidey is kicking his *** Sandman puts on a piar of glasses and says " You wouldn't hit a man with glasses would ya?"

 

[Robotchicken]

I did that at pirates the other day when i came out, I was going down the escalator and some people were saying how excited they were to go and see it, so I horribly said to my friend in a loud voice 'Oh MAN! that was awesome...i can't believe Barbossa came back at the end and jacks Dead...i never saw that one coming'

I got in my car with a black eye

roflmao

 

[Vile]

1: Goblin costume
2: Sandman in this film.
3: Sandman killed Uncle Ben.
4: Venom reduced to what Bane was in B&R.
5: Gwen Stacy just there to give Emo Dark Pete something to hit on.
6: 'Dark Peter.'
7: Goblin costume.
8: Battle royal involving a tagteam match between Sandman/Venom and Spidey/Harry.
9: Harry dies anyway other than his comic death - that issue was MADE to be a movie. Any other death would just cheapen it.

 

[Robotchicken]

1: Goblin costume
2: Sandman in this film.
3: Sandman killed Uncle Ben.
4: Venom reduced to what Bane was in B&R.
5: Gwen Stacy just there to give Emo Dark Pete something to hit on.
6: 'Dark Peter.'
7: Goblin costume.
8: Battle royal involving a tagteam match between Sandman/Venom and Spidey/Harry.
9: Harry dies anyway other than his comic death - that issue was MADE to be a movie. Any other death would just cheapen it.

why dont u like sandman

 

[Vile]

He's never done anything of note his entire career. He's a fluff, visual fluff. I have yet to read an amazing comic that showcased him as the villain.

He's simply boring. To the point where even the writers couldnt even think of what to do with him anymore and bounced him back from hero to villain over and over again.

Sandman ranks up there between Spot and Kangaroo.

Why is he in this movie? Visual effects. Hell, they had to make him Ben's killer to give him any relevance. That scares me because Harry's descent into madness and subsequent death could have easily handled a movie...but I guess Raimi wanted visual 'OoOO' and 'AaAaah' over good story telling.

Also explains why Venom is in there.

 

[Robotchicken]

He's never done anything of note his entire career. He's a fluff, visual fluff. I have yet to read an amazing comic that showcased him as the villain.

He's simply boring. To the point where even the writers couldnt even think of what to do with him anymore and bounced him back from hero to villain over and over again.

Sandman ranks up there between Spot and Kangaroo.

Why is he in this movie? Visual effects. Hell, they had to make him Ben's killer to give him any relevance. That scares me because Harry's descent into madness and subsequent death could have easily handled a movie...but I guess Raimi wanted visual 'OoOO' and 'AaAaah' over good story telling.

Also explains why Venom is in there.

sandman can be made good if hes in sammys good hands

 

[ges681]

it would suck if sandman got mixed in with the concrete at the construction site and becomes a statue like in that flinstones movie.lol

 

[dr venture]

How to ruin the movie, let Uwe Boll have control

 

[Robotchicken]

how to ruin the movie....


show a sex scene between eddie brock and the symbiote

 

[3dman27]

have the climactic battl be between spidey and mj

 

[boydston_14]

Definetly not 1, I will shoot myself if this happens

*hands Symbiote Hulk a gun*

Now hold on to that until May 4.

 

[weezerspider]

I would say 1, 2 and 6. I think Harry turning good would be cool. He did in the comics, just not early enough to fight with Spidey, but he did save Spidey. In the movie he could save Spidey from some real danger like VENOM!

 

[Robotchicken]

a sex scene between MJ and Gwen


































































and aunt may

 

[CrypticOne]

1. Venom only being in one scene, and dying. That is the only thing that would ruin the movie for me.

 

[Infinity9999x]

13. There is a musical number where Spider-Man, Gwen, MJ, Brock, and Harry dance and sing.

Now that you've mentioned it, I kinda wanna see that....

 

[Robotchicken]

Now that you've mentioned it, I kinda wanna see that....

sounds interesting to me...i say secret ending after the credits

 

[Tangled Web]

The biggest thing that will ruin the movie is if they reduce Gwen's role to some chick that Pete kisses just to upset MJ. That's so ****ing Junior High right there.

 

[boydston_14]

a sex scene between MJ and Gwen




























































and aunt may

Oh. I'm gonna be sick now.

 

[XSpidercideX]

1. Its a very good possibility that it will happen.

2. Why? It happened in the comics and all you fanboys wanted the movies to be more true to the comics.

3. I hope this happens since movie MJ is basically a redheaded Gwen. So to stay true to the comics, toss MJ off of a bridge.

4. Good at the beginning would suck but I have no problem if it happens at the end.

5. I'd prefer GG2 but I would lose any sleep if he were Hobgoblin.

6. I kinda doubt that would happen.

7. Not sure here but I'm leaning towards agreeing with you on this one.

For your question on #2. Sandman shouldn't have been beaten by a vacuum. That comic was written back when Sandman was not thought out about what he is capable of. Since then he has become Hulk/Thing level villain and one of Spidey's most dangerous. He has a lifting strength of 85 tons, he could easily bust out of a vacuum cleaner. Being beaten this way would make him a joke like he was back in that first issue. NOT the Sandman I want to see.

 

[titan101]

LOL!!! YOU PROBABLY DESERVED IT THEN! THAT'S FUNNY YET SO F@#$*D UP AT THE SAME TIME.

will you stop caps locking your posts all the time already? it's extremely annoying.

 

[Galactical]

1. Macy gray returns

2. If gwen stacy never gets her shirt wet

3. If Peter steals another guy's pizza

 

[Robotchicken]

1. Macy gray returns

2. If gwen stacy never gets her shirt wet

3. If Peter steals another guy's pizza

ohh man, that would suck if gwen doesnt get her shirt wet