How will you die?

[Immortalfire]

Immortalfire: At age 34, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

That's good to know.

 

[FreeRadical]

First death:

FreeRadical: At the age of 51, you will choke on a piece of steak.

Second death:

FreeRadical: At age 47, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

 

[deemar325]

Me!!

 

[passerby]

passerby: At age 79, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

I never did like those damn parrots

 

[FreeRadical]

FreeRadical: At age 69, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

WTF? The war on terror still going on 40 years in the future!!!!

 

[deemar325]

passerby: At age 79, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

I never did like those damn parrots

Crap!!