Hulk,the end of civil war?

[Spade]

Here's how "World War Hulk" is actually going to play out (I know this because the leprechaun that lives on Greg Pak's shoulder told me):

Spoiler

Hulk takes Caiera to Earth for their honeymoon. The sex is so intense that it creates earthquakes. A new round of factioning off goes on between the heroes, some of whom say "Stop them before they hump the entire Western hemisphere out of existence" (led by a rather grossed out She-Hulk), others say "Dude, just let them do their thing" (led by the new Ant-Man). A third party, led by Deadpool, will simply try to get a videotape of it.

You made me laugh so hard with that I nearly choked on my orange-flavored sparkling water. Jesus, that was funny. t: