Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 7 Master Bruce vs Kipobe

[Wilhelm-Scream]

okay, a couple of those ^ would be the #1 way to hide nipples...close second, two girls smashing their buhreasts together.

 

[DOG LIPS]

okay, a couple of those ^ would be the #1 way to hide nipples...close second, two girls smashing their buhreasts together.

That thing is scary.

 

[Da Docta]

Yet, it still is not as popular as your avatar.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Yet, it still is not as popular as your avatar.

 

[Da Docta]

Interestingly, it looks less threatening when pixelated.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Interestingly, it looks less threatening when pixelated.

Turn up the brightness on your monitor and look at the eyes.

 

[Calvin]

It looks like he's punching me in the face with his nose.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Calvin vs. DL.









If he can beat Matt.

 

[Calvin]

Calvin vs. DL.









If he can beat Matt.

You'd have too many vote-cheaters on your side.

 

[Da Docta]

Turn up the brightness on your monitor and look at the eyes.

 

[DOG LIPS]

You'd have too many vote-cheaters on your side.

You're right.

















Calvin vs. Tuki.

 

[Calvin]

You're right.

















Calvin vs. Tuki.

Um, double ditto.

 

[Lackey]

 

[Da Docta]

 

[Kipobe]

So anyways, I just got back from my friends house where I was helping him with some work, and he gave me a beer. After I finished the beer, I was bored, so I decided to suck on the bottle (as is my nature). I noticed that what I was doing was the equivelent of sucking a dick, so I did the thing that most guys would do, I measured how deep I could put the bottle. I took a pen and marked off the area where my lips reached. Unfortunately, it was not that deep, and I was surely disappointed in myself. Therefore, I remain hetero, by default. Guess I can count out the gay vote. jack

And why would I lie about Julia being my second cousin? There's way better things to lie about

 

[Abaddon]

I'm guessing you lost a friend in the process.

 

[Kipobe]

Everyone on planet earth is my enemy. It's just good sense.

And Calvin, you vs. Matt is a heartbreaker. I apologize, I don't remember the deal

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I'm guessing you lost a friend in the process.

When he says bottle he's really talking about his friends penis.

 

[Kipobe]

I wish

 

[Holly Goodhead]

that sounds like fun, im gonna go measure my deepthroat now. i dont have any beer bottles though. i need something phallic

 

[Calvin]

that sounds like fun, im gonna go measure my deepthroat now. i dont have any beer bottles though. i need something phallic

You're not flexible enough?

 

[DOG LIPS]

that sounds like fun, im gonna go measure my deepthroat now. i dont have any beer bottles though. i need something phallic

*boing*

 

[Holly Goodhead]

You're not flexible enough?

If I had a dick I would ass rape you. lol

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Wait, Calvin would like that. Go straighten your hair.

 

[Kipobe]

Holly, you voted against me? I'm hurt. Also, I'm gonna change my title... and my sig. Suggestions?