Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R2 Match 8 Eric Draven vs Wilhelm-Scream

[DBella]

He's never that happy. It's part of his appeal

And your smiley has to ruin it for him.

 

[Eric Draven]

Worst battle-thread ever.

It's like, two sleepy hobos are gently tapping eachother in the ring just because they were promised some stew if they'd fight over nothing, meanwhile the audience is sitting there chatting and playing Tetris on their cell phones and making dinner plans.

It's because I'm totally non-violent

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

so it's a life-match.

 

[Eric Draven]

That sounds a bit fruity....

 

[DOG LIPS]

Post the seal-cat Wilhelm, that will piss him off.

 

[Eric Draven]

That does nothing....

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

mutilated cat of the North will "piss him off"

Human Faced Seal-Cat will enRAGE him!

whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do now?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Punch him in the uterus!!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wilhelm-Scream,...at your cervix!

 

[Eric Draven]

Those pictures were extremely calming

 

[Bender]

Eh. Draven, I guess. He doesn't seem like a chumpette, unlike his opponent. Plus jackcool sounds kinda better.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Draven is catching up. Go for the nipples, Wil!!!

 

[Assassin]

wilhem-cuz he was nice to me the other day he's such a nice guy, the greatest

 

[Abaddon]

edit your sig

 

[Assassin]

i did lol

my sig is bwoken

 

[DOG LIPS]

Bump.

 

[Batman]

Not very much time left...

 

[DOG LIPS]

It's over!! Wilhelm wins it.



Where the hell is Holly?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Cool.
I'd like to thank:

Bat-Man
BEASTMAN
BURGER KING
FLUFFY NUTS
GECKOBOY
GENERAL NIPPLES
GreatWhiteShark
Green Lantern
H.P. Lovecraft
jusblaze21
Kal-El
MAN ****E
MOSS MAN
Shark
SONNY CHIBA
SuperMarioBros
Swift Man
Terry McGinnis
The Spot
Tiger Shark
TOADMAN
and TOXIC AVENGER

...........whoever the Hell he is.

also a big F*** You to Holly, who 1) Said I'd never make it past round #2, 2) Voted against me, and 3) decided not only to use me for the very first, insanely flawed Guinea Pig match that lasted FIVE grueling days (brilliance), but also had my second match on a weekend even though I begged her not to, knowing full well that I'm almost always only on during the week, AND decided to put down the gin and and interrupt nap time just long enough to phone in a pathetic, unfunny and completely inapplicable theme starting with my match.

XOXOXO B****

 

[Calvin]

It's me.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Dog Lips

 

[CConn]

97% DOG LIPS, 3% Master Bruce, and 2 random dudes.

 

[deemar325]

Wilhelm I guess.

 

[DOG LIPS]

...................

 

[Calvin]

...................

It's not his fault, his mother dropped him as a baby. With a roundhouse kick.