Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R3 Match 3 Wilhelm-Scream vs The Lumberjack

[ShadowBoxing]

.......why can't I quit you?

Its the piercing gaze.

 

[Master Chief]

Wilhelm rocks. But LJ ripped FTB off, hahaha. Wilhelm is more like a comedian though, so I votie for the comedian.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

yay go lumberjack

 

[Master Chief]

Maybe if you gave the lumberjack the rock eating guy, I'd have voted for him. Because that rock eating guy was cool.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Ludo is 100x better than Rock Biter. I love Ludo

 

[Batty for Bats!]

These hands.. Such, strong hands..


did you look at your hands and re-enact it? It was great wasnt it!

 

[Master Chief]

Ludo was actually pretty cuteness. I want a midget teddy version. But the rock eater guy could kick more ass.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Ludo was actually pretty cuteness. I want a midget teddy version. But the rock eater guy could kick more ass.

I am 2 seconds away from ***** slapping you.

 

[Master Chief]

But if I time travel four seconds into the future it'll be two seconds after you would have ***** slapped me, and the universe would collapse.

 

[Calvin]

Watch out for "the law of time."

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Watch out for "the law of time."

Yes, I need to take my Dr Who classes in college so I can be as smart as Nate.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yeah yeah, Ludo is power, but I also concealed Fizzgig in my sock illegally before the battle...so BleeeEEEeed!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

But if I time travel four seconds into the future it'll be two seconds after you would have ***** slapped me, and the universe would collapse.

Not if I ***** slap time itself. Now what?

 

[Master Chief]

You rule the universe.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

You rule the universe.

Don't be silly...................................only I have the power to bit-h-slap time

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If Time itself is a bad girl Holly makes Time get on her knees and wrap her mouth around a door knob and wait obediently while Holly watches TV indefinitely.

 

[BEER]

Holy sack, Lumberjack is getting beat like a baboon that just flung poopies at the zookeeper.

 

[DOG LIPS]

yeah yeah, Ludo is power, but I also concealed Fizzgig in my sock illegally before the battle...so BleeeEEEeed!

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hypesters are notorious for their social conscience, so I'm pretty sure my plan to house the homeless in magic bubbles is what's giving me the edge.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Haha bubbles!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Haha bubbles!

I want to squeeze your bubbles.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I want to squeeze your bubbles.

I want to stab your bubbles.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I want to stab your bubbles.

*Crosses legs*

 

[DBella]

Wilhelm-Scream coz he worships Led Zep.

 

[Socrates]

Haha.

Wilhelm, I'm voting for you.