Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R3 Match 4 jaguarr vs Erzengel

[Darthphere]

This match is way too close for me.

 

[Calvin]

This really doesn't strike me as the most controversial and divisive kind of hate. Everyone hates Catwoman.

"Yo, Erz is the best, he hates STUBBED TOES. What a guy!"

 

[Darthphere]

This really doesn't strike me as the most controversial and divisive kind of hate. Everyone hates Catwoman.

"Yo, Erz is the best, he hates STUBBED TOES. What a guy!"

Some people like pain....

 

[ironmaidenrules]

JAG hates tiny people called Telglicks, they live on the planet ftuckor. They are light mauve and have 56.2 eyes that only see in blue and light green. they weigh over 456 tons but they are only 2in tall. they live inside rocks that they use as space ships.

BEAT THAT

 

[Calvin]

And he accuses me of being a bigot.

 

[Darthphere]

And he accuses me of being a bigot.

Quiet. You have disrespected my comic book forum brothers.

 

[ironmaidenrules]

And he accuses me of being a bigot.

but those tiny ****ers are the ones that messed up everything that has ever gone wrong in your entire life.

and JAG promises to get rid of them if you vote for him

since he is the only person who can lift 456 tons he can just toss them to the sun.

 

[Erzengel]

Hey I hate CINO and while I wasn't part of the Haterz League, I did my own bashing of the movie.

 

[Calvin]

but those tiny ****ers are the ones that messed up everything that has ever gone wrong in your entire life.

and JAG promises to get rid of them if you vote for him

since he is the only person who can lift 456 tons he can just toss them to the sun.

I did 457 this morning. Vote Calvin in round '04.

 

[Calvin]

Quiet. You have disrespected my comic book forum brothers.

But we made up, remember?

 

[ironmaidenrules]

erzengel is the leader of the TEGLICKS

he is trying to turn you all into space ships

and not the fun kind

the bad kind

 

[Erzengel]

I have a member in my cabinet would would eat those tiny aliens by the dozen. His name is Muscles.

 

[Calvin]

Ha! You slipped up! There's no such thing as a bad kind of spaceship!

 

[Darthphere]

But we made up, remember?

Fine.

 

[ironmaidenrules]

incorrect

you are a terrorist and the most evil of the jackals, you engage in TEGLICKS propaganda and must be destroyed

JAG SUPPORTS THE URSURPS, THE REBEL FROM THE PLANET YAYAYHAHABOO. THEY ARE ALL 8 FOOT 12 AND CAN FLY FASTER THAN EVERYONE

 

[ironmaidenrules]

Ha! You slipped up! There's no such thing as a bad kind of spaceship!

this one goes through the butt

 

[Calvin]

They sound like supremists to me. Calvin is anti-racism.

 

[Calvin]

this one goes through the butt

Female butt, fantastic!

 

[Erzengel]

incorrect

you are a terrorist and the most evil of the jackals, you engage in TEGLICKS propaganda and must be destroyed

JAG SUPPORTS THE URSURPS, THE REBEL FROM THE PLANET YAYAYHAHABOO. THEY ARE ALL 8 FOOT 12 AND CAN FLY FASTER THAN EVERYONE

But there are no females on that planet how do you reproduce? Oh wait...ew......

 

[jaguarr]

incorrect

you are a terrorist and the most evil of the jackals, you engage in TEGLICKS propaganda and must be destroyed

JAG SUPPORTS THE URSURPS, THE REBEL FROM THE PLANET YAYAYHAHABOO. THEY ARE ALL 8 FOOT 12 AND CAN FLY FASTER THAN EVERYONE

LMFAO! You're crackin' me up, man. LOL! Erz is a good guy, though, bro. Go easy on him.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Heh. I saw that. LOL.

Actually aside from Luke, Organics 2099 and Lee Adama as well as Jonty's Nephew all the rest of the votes seem legit.

Well, Luke Skywalker is actually a legit poster with well over 10k posts. He hasn't been posting for awhile, but he came back and voted by special request. I don't know who organics2099 or Lee Adama are (thanks for the votes, though, guys!), though.

Also depends on which votes will count.

And in the end as much as I wanted to win and tried to, I wanted Jag to work for it.

It'll come down to the wire, no doubt. No matter who wins, it was a good race and I appreciate the fact that you and I were able to enjoy it as a friendly rivalry and not get into smear tactics and dirty campaigning and the like. That's how it should be.

jag

 

[Kritish]

Maybe, but it didn't stop you from crying out "Si! Si! Mas bayoneta, Papi Chulo!!!!"

jag

That was supposed to be a secret!

 

[jaguarr]

That was supposed to be a secret!

That's what you get for bringing it up in public like that.

jag

 

[Kritish]

That's what you get for bringing it up in public like that.

jag

Fine, I'm not raping you with a chainsaw anymore.

 

[Erzengel]

It'll come down to the wire, no doubt. No matter who wins, it was a good race and I appreciate the fact that you and I were able to enjoy it as a friendly rivalry and not get into smear tactics and dirty campaigning and the like. That's how it should be.

jag

Me too Mr. Poopypants!!!