Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch. R4 M3 DOG LIPS vs Wilhelm-Scream

[Wilhelm-Scream]

PO PO POW!!!!!!!!!!

mY BrAiN THE BRUTALITY......


Let's see the bastard rap his way out my FUSED THIGH-FORCE and INVISIBLE BJ ASSAULT!!!!!!

 

[DOG LIPS]

mY BrAiN THE BRUTALITY......


Let's see the bastard rap his way out my FUSED THIGH-FORCE and INVISIBLE BJ ASSAULT!!!!!!

How about a kiss from the:

MELTED-CHEW FACE OF HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jaguarr]

This battle has gotten brutal in the final moment.s

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

How about a kiss from the:

MELTED-CHEW FACE OF HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I must lose....so shall the WORLD!!!!!

I call down....SOUR RAIN OF CANCEROUS HOG-KIDNEYS!!!!​

Hahahahaha

 

[DOG LIPS]

If I must lose....so shall the WORLD!!!!!

I call down....SOUR RAIN OF CANCEROUS HOG-KIDNEYS!!!!​

Hahahahaha

To save us all I call upon:

HUNGRY FAT BASTARD MOORE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

ah, that was good.
I need a smoke.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

It wasn't sposta BE like this. I am being unDONE!
Quickly....NEIL DIAMOND!!!!

Although it's power will cause your hair to fall out....Summon forth the Demon........

BuminaBubble!!!! NOW! to try to forestall this bitter defeat!

KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!, My pet.

ahahahahahahaha! yes my lord? and every sentence I heard in that ubber forced voice he does when he sings "they're coming to ameri-kuh!"

 

[Erzengel]

Let the final battle begin
Twy

Erz

DL

 

[DOG LIPS]

Let the final battle begin
Twy

Erz

DL

Both twy and I have worm-dreads. You're going down Erzy!

 

[Outsiderzedge]

My vagina is bleeding.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

ahahahahahahaha! yes my lord? and every sentence I heard in that ubber forced voice he does when he sings "they're coming to ameri-kuh!"

Ha, I didn't even think of his beautiful voice.

 

[DOG LIPS]

So..... what's the actual score?

 

[Erzengel]

Wilhelm Scream 1, DL 2. Really close.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Wil - 33
Dog - 39

Dog Lips wins

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

For the Director's Cut Special Edition Deleted Scenes it's a shame I didn't get to use
Ice Cold Speculum Gouge

Mongolian 4-Tiger Slap

and Fourfold Rage of the Afro-Martian Hulks.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Wil - 33
Dog - 39

Dog Lips wins

Well, other than MC's canadian bacon fit, it was a pretty fair match. I never begged for votes in any other threads, nor did I PM 500 people for votes. Also, I kept the "Vote for DL!" boobies manips away.

 

[jaguarr]

It's de upset of de SIN-CHURRY!!!!! *throws towel over Wil's head and escorts him out of the ring* You coulda been a contenda, kid!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Also, I kept the "Vote for DL!" boobies manips away.

so decent.


Yes, I don't really feel like a loser. Holly said I'd never make it past Round 2 and I agreed. I have dozens of bitter enemies who would sooner vote for cat poo than me. And unlike, say, Erz vs. Shadowboxing or dpm07, or jag vs. NOFX, I had to go against 2 of my favorite Hype-Friends in the world, so I didn't campaign or beg for votes for other forums.....and Draven, and Lumberjack?
S***, it was a good run.

At least I got to lose to someone who deserves to win, as opposed to the case with some unfortunate people who were trampled by lesser beings.
Thanks like Hell for the good battle DOG LIPS.

Now I'm off to hit the lecture circuit and take a job as an "advisor" with some Think-Tank group.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I love you Wil!!!

 

[jaguarr]

and Fourfold Rage of the Afro-Martian Hulks.

Had you used this in the earlier rounds, you may have done more damage.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I love you Wil!!!

rememmmmbuhhhh me.....take a lock of my hair for good luck in future battles.....
:ghosts out:

 

[DOG LIPS]

 

[Holly Goodhead]

 

[Outsiderzedge]

What the lies is going on...

this is horsecrap... complete utter horsecrap...

 

[Karem-Knight]

......WTF!?


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