Hippie Hunter War Journal, Day 4
I started my day off by going on my usual hippy hunting routine. Today, I caught myself a College Know It All Hippy also known as the Wannabe Hippy.
Talking with other members of the Hooters Pimps, I learned that they decided to punish the annoyingly ETM by sending him to TEDDY's ghost in order to calm him for some special time (also known as rape time in Switzerland).
We got another challenge today. This time, we are having our tribe members select two people from their tribes to run for President of the Superhero Hype Boards. Our tribe chose our captain Kipobe and Darren Darring for President and Vice President. The Hooters Pimps chose Erzengel and Immortalfire. In anger, Sofa and Darthphere are running as a third party. We were finally allowed to temporarily leave the Island to campaign for our candidates. Asteroid-Man has developed several advertisements for our candidates, but I don't think they're helping too much, as a matter in fact, they were kinda hurting us. I think Edd's were far more effective.
Early in the campaign, we learned that a scandals had already erupted. There are leaked photos showing Erzengel having a secret gay affair with the King! And photos of Kipobe throwing rocks at our troops in Iraq. How would this affect the vote? I didn't know. I was surprised to find out that we managed to win the election by such a large margin. While Erzengel had the votes of people like Matt, we actually had Jamal Igle (artist of Firestorm: The Nuclear Man and soon-to-be Nightwing fame) vote for us! JewishHobbit decided to send Erzengel back to Exile Island. Personally, I would have sent ETM to Exile Island. He's bound to get voted off and I think he could have been useful for our tribe.
No...umm...I hurt it on the stairs.........rock stairs.
