Hypelitism Is Wrong

[Superwoman Prime]

I personally think this should be the Offical theme oF H.E.!
[YT]XkU23m6yX04[/YT] i mean of course all this has to be ran past JJJ in triplicate and notorized for approval... its Evil yet soothing!
like a mix between Honey boo boo and Spongebob!
hahaha!

Never mind that. Teach me more about "Homo Erectus"...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Is it really that serious, Aziz? I mean really? Giving people nicknames is my thing.

Chill bruh. t:

You want to give me a nickname, that's cool.
But yeah, the name thing is serious for me. People here (not the Hype, where I am) take names too lightly it's so annoying.

 

[DarkSentinel]

For me it's a term of endearment.

All in good fun my friend.

 

[DarkSentinel]

T. H. E.M. would like to wish the entire Hype a very happy Thanksgiving (or general "Harvest" for those international posters who vaguely know of the holiday and its traditions).

We are especially thankful this year for H. E., without whom we would have not had so much fun in this war for the past 48 hours. At your expense, at our expense, this has been one for the ages.

So Happy Zoddamn Thanksgiving, you sons of birch trees. :t:

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

H.E. understands many Hypesters are from countries and cultures that don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

Basically, H.E. is educated and cross-culturally aware like that, and a true representation of the varied patchwork we call humanity. T.H.E.M. is Larry the Cable guy on steroids.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Americans can celebrate their heritage too, Ulcer. Nobody likes a party pooper you cantankerous bastard. Eat some ****ing turkey with your family and watch some ****ing football yo, it's what you do today. And be ****ing thankful for it, you selfish bitter birch tree.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Americans can celebrate their heritage too, Ulcer. Nobody likes a party pooper you cantankerous bastard. Eat some ****ing turkey with your family and watch some ****ing football yo, it's what you do today. And be ****ing thankful for it, you selfish bitter birch tree.

Calm down, Vapes. Just having some fun, no need to have a meltdown.

PS: I am an ulcer. My family is a large intestine, a small intestine, an appendix and a colon. We don't watch football.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Then HOW CAN YOU TYPE IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY THUUUUMMMMBS?!?! That's just a completely illogical concept

 

[Superwoman Prime]

One year from today I want to be thankful that this thread reached 80 parts.

 

[Tempest]

One year from today I want to be thankful that this thread reached 80 parts.

We'll have to work harder to get more posts. Surely there are some other innocents we can drag into this madness.

 

[Tempest]

Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving/Harvest/Football Day to everyone.

I'm off to make the foods for the festivities. Have a great day.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Java thinks I give a flying rat's ass about its useless-ass updates. My computer is elderly and slow as is!

Now I understand how Tempest/Galadriel over there felt yesterday.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

We'll have to work harder to get more posts. Surely there are some other innocents we can drag into this madness.

Plenty.

Happy Gluttony Day, dear.

*fade to black as ominous music plays*

 

[DarkSentinel]

I think Prime is slowly becoming more pro-T. H. E. M.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I want to familiarize myself with the characters in this real life drama.

Can I write the T.H.E.M. screenplay? I'm gonna become a famous writer like Snowqueens Icedragon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowqueens_Icedragon

 

[DarkSentinel]

You can collab on the screenplay.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Never mind that. Teach me more about "Homo Erectus"...

if you were SUPER"WOMAN" Prime! i would Prime!
hahahah!
but really it just means i can walk upright as a Neanderthal.. and can tie my own shoes!

"LET THEM EAT*FROMAGE CAKE!"
while wearing powdered wigs as one of the elite 1%!

* thats "cheese" for all those who didnt know

 

[Pink Ranger]

I want to familiarize myself with the characters in this real life drama.

Can I write the T.H.E.M. screenplay? I'm gonna become a famous writer like Snowqueens Icedragon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowqueens_Icedragon

I have contacted Shia Laboeuf's agent with respect to casting the role of DarkSentinel.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

if you were SUPER"WOMAN" Prime! i would Prime!
hahahah!
but really it just means i can walk upright as a Neanderthal.. and can tie my own shoes!

"LET THEM EAT*FROMAGE CAKE!"
while wearing powdered wigs as one of the elite 1%!

* thats "cheese" for all those who didnt know

Reading your posts is like falling deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I have contacted Shia Laboeuf's agent with respect to casting the role of DarkSentinel.

No one can play me, most certainly not someone who isn't even famous.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

No one can play me, most certainly not someone who isn't even famous.

Agents were contacted, mistakes were made. It's a done deal.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

if you were SUPER"WOMAN" Prime! i would Prime!
hahahah!
but really it just means i can walk upright as a Neanderthal.. and can tie my own shoes!

"LET THEM EAT*FROMAGE CAKE!"
while wearing powdered wigs as one of the elite 1%!

* thats "cheese" for all those who didnt know

I instantly went from being interested in sausage to cheese cake.

The powdered wig will take some growing on me, though. My scalp is ready.

 

[Tempest]

Java thinks I give a flying rat's ass about its useless-ass updates. My computer is elderly and slow as is!

Now I understand how Tempest/Galadriel over there felt yesterday.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I personally think this should be the Offical theme oF H.E.!
[YT]XkU23m6yX04[/YT] i mean of course all this has to be ran past JJJ in triplicate and notorized for approval... its Evil yet soothing!
like a mix between Honey boo boo and Spongebob!
hahaha!

It captures our spite and elitist nature, so it'll do. Although I'm partial to the Stonecutters song as well.

As an aside, I'm impressed by your love of the Blackadder series. One of my favorite comedies as well!

 

[Pink Ranger]

No one can play me, most certainly not someone who isn't even famous.

To rub salt in the wound, I am going to cast awesomely awesome actors for the rest of T.H.E.M.:

Tempest: Jennifer Lawrence
Human Torch: James Caviezel
MessiahD: Michael K Williams
NextNolan: Kurt Russell (with an eyepatch that changes sides every scene)
Hunter Rider: Daniel Day Lewis (who will carefully method-research the role by looking for photos of half-naked women on the internet for 3 months straight)
dmg: The Miz and his stunt double ()