Hype's Poetry Corner. Post Odes, Doggerel and Limericks Here

[Wilhelm-Scream]

at least you care.

I get people, all of the time, "Willem, you so cool, man!"

 

[Master Chief]

Maybe they burned their tongues or something and can't pronounce the h.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

A burnt tongue would make the "L"'s painful, certainly not the "H".

 

[Master Chief]

Whoops. Maybe they're one of those "ghetto ganstas". You know, how they slur every word they can.

 

[DBella]

at least you care.

I get people, all of the time, "Willem, you so cool, man!"

Willem sounds lame and limp compared to Wilhelm.

 

[Kipobe]

Whoops. Maybe they're one of those "ghetto ganstas". You know, how they slur every word they can.

The ones that call Maury Povich; "Murray"?

Haha.

Also, I like Tim Hortons, but don't tell jack.

 

[Eric Draven]

One of us, one of us....

 

[Kipobe]

"You'll never be one of them..."

 

[AlteredEgo]

i think the hype only really deserves a haiku. maybe a limerick.

 

[Mee]

For hours and hours we post on the Hype
Afraid to go out for the sun is so bright
We talk about comics, we talk about movies
We talk about games and music that's groovy
We mock the weirdos, the stalkers, the emos
You know who you are, now come, strike a pose
We laugh with Lee, the Hype's drunken uncle
The only rhyme I can think of is Art Garfunkle
TMOB teaches us all to shave
And our red-lettered leaders try to make us behave
We learn about Randor, Arfo and nachos
We mock the celebs that get caught by the Po po's
We flame, we argue, we type in caps
We dream of the lounge when taking our naps
Never forget the great Hooters thread
Never forget the posters now banned/dead
The Hype truly is a beautiful place
Now all I can say is this, YOUR FACE!

END

Spoiler

Boredom is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[Fran]

Amen, brother.

 

[Venom Drool]

loser

 

[Equint77]

For hours and hours we post on the Hype
Afraid to go out for the sun is so bright
We talk about comics, we talk about movies
We talk about games and music that's groovy
We mock the weirdos, the stalkers, the emos
You know who you are, now come, strike a pose
We laugh with Lee, the Hype's drunken uncle
The only rhyme I can think of is Art Garfunkle
TMOB teaches us all to shave
And our red-lettered leaders try to make us behave
We learn about Randor, Arfo and nachos
We mock the celebs that get caught by the Po po's
We flame, we argue, we type in caps
We dream of the lounge when taking our naps
Never forget the great Hooters thread
Never forget the posters now banned/dead
The Hype truly is a beautiful place
Now all I can say is this, YOUR FACE!

END

Spoiler

Boredom is a terrible thing to waste.

BEAUTIFUL>>>> TRUELY BEAUTIFUL>>> I ACTUALLY GOT A BIT CHOKED UP.. :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

 

[Mee]

loser

Meh...I'm just really bored. Gave me something to do for a while./shrug

 

[Venom Drool]

milk carton

 

[Equint77]

I loved that poem... i might have to get it tattooed on my back one day.

 

[maxwell's demon]

 

[Mee]

BEAUTIFUL>>>> TRUELY BEAUTIFUL>>> I ACTUALLY GOT A BIT CHOKED UP.. :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

You know what they say, "if you touch one person...

...they'll probably sue you for harassment."

 

[Fran]

You know what they say, "if you touch one person...

...they'll probably sue you for harassment."

LOL, yeah, nowadays...

 

[tzarinna]

Boredom well spent Mee

 

[Mee]

Boredom well spent Mee

 

[Themanofbat]

And remember folks... keep on trimming, and avoid rusty razor blades...

...unless, of course, you're into that kind of thing...

 

[Venom Drool]

heylook... its you

*waves*

 

[Themanofbat]

*waves back*

 

[Venom Drool]

dont be glum.... *upgrade smiley*