"I ate my roomate" says Teen.

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'I ate my roommate', says teen
Wednesday, August 29, 2007

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A teenager claims to have killed his room-mate then eaten parts of his brain and internal organs. The 19-year-old, named only as Robert A, has confessed to murdering the 49-year-old man he met in a homeless shelter, it was reported.
Robert crushed his room-mate's skull with a 9Kg iron bar before using a butcher's knife to remove his intestines. Officers found the body lying in a pool of blood, with body parts spread around the room and half-eaten on a plate in the kitchen.

The murder was discovered yesterday when a cleaner went into the shelter. Robert allegedly told her about the murder and asked her to contact the police, according to The Times.
The man, known as Joseph S, is thought to have been killed about three days ago and his body was found at the ground-floor, two-bedroom flat in Vienna where the two men lived alone.
A police investigator said: "We are supposed to be prepared for situations like this, but this surpasses the limits of imagination.”
Robert was placed at the shelter, which was set up to provide accommodation for mentally ill people living on the street, this month. His room-mate was registered there since June.









http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=63829






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...Doctor Lecter I presume.
 
If there is any truth to this there is going to be a movie.

Hell, even if it's made up it can be made into a movie of "why the fck would someone make something like that up?"
 
So let me get his straight...they put MENTALLY ILL people all together in a homeless shelter as roommates?!

:dry:
 
this is better tahn that episode of family guy with the fat guys
 
I need more details. How did he kill him, what did he use to divide up the body, did he cook him and how was he seasoned.......?
 
Soooooooooooooo when he did this did he think he would gain the knowledge or what?
 
I need more details. How did he kill him, what did he use to divide up the body, did he cook him and how was he seasoned.......?
This is what happens when your roommate tells you that Transformers suck.
 
Yeah, that is pretty discusting. You gotta give the guy a hand for originality... get it? ya get it?
 
If he was in college and was able to cover up what he did, instant 4.0 :woot:
 
I need more details. How did he kill him, what did he use to divide up the body, did he cook him and how was he seasoned.......?

:dry: Maybe he can do a cooking show on the food network for you.:dry:
 
Well, I guess this is what happens when you let bums starve for to long.
 
I've heard weirder.

Remember that guy that asked some guy online to meet up with him so that he could eat him?
Guy online rides the train over and they're like hanging out and the guy wanted to eat the guys dick and he tried to bite it off, but it was too hard. He had to cut it off and then he fried it in a pan and stuff. I think he tried to share it with the other guy, but he was too weak. The victim sat in the bath tub bleeding to death for about 2 hours, while the guy was downstairs reading a star trek novel. He checked up on the guy and he wasn't dead yet,so he just killed him. He saved the body parts to eat later on.

:heart:
 
I've heard weirder.

Remember that guy that asked some guy online to meet up with him so that he could eat him?
Guy online rides the train over and they're like hanging out and the guy wanted to eat the guys dick and he tried to bite it off, but it was too hard. He had to cut it off and then he fried it in a pan and stuff. I think he tried to share it with the other guy, but he was too weak. The victim sat in the bath tub bleeding to death for about 2 hours, while the guy was downstairs reading a star trek novel. He checked up on the guy and he wasn't dead yet,so he just killed him. He saved the body parts to eat later on.

:heart:

Hmm...I wonder what star trek novel it was?
 
I've heard weirder.

Remember that guy that asked some guy online to meet up with him so that he could eat him?
Guy online rides the train over and they're like hanging out and the guy wanted to eat the guys dick and he tried to bite it off, but it was too hard. He had to cut it off and then he fried it in a pan and stuff. I think he tried to share it with the other guy, but he was too weak. The victim sat in the bath tub bleeding to death for about 2 hours, while the guy was downstairs reading a star trek novel. He checked up on the guy and he wasn't dead yet,so he just killed him. He saved the body parts to eat later on.

:heart:
Hmm, what Star Trek novel was it? I hope it was the Eugenics Wars, thats one of the only good Trek novels.
 
Rammstein made a song about a cock eating murderous Trekie? I just thought the song was cool, never paid attention to the lyrics.
 

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