I became store manager today.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You're all enthusiastic now.

 

[AndThePickles]

Why is everyone calling Staples racist?

Go in there with a black girl as your girlfriend and you'll find out!

 

[Fran]

I work in retail too, make minimum wage (6.95 here in MI)

The "Sanity/Happiness" in exchange for "$" part, Wilhelm, is pretty accurate.

 

[jimmy]

Come to think. . . I don't think I've ever been in a Staples.

 

[terry78]

Go in there with a black girl as your girlfriend and you'll find out!

Yeah, easily RACIST!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wooo, my boy Kritish is climbin the ladder at Racists!

 

[Kritish]

I work in retail too, make minimum wage (6.95 here in MI)

The "Sanity/Happiness" in exchange for "$" part, Wilhelm, is pretty accurate.

Kneel before me minimum wage serf!

 

[kytrigger]

Is it true that as Manager you get to shoot paintballs at minorities?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I work in retail too, make minimum wage (6.95 here in MI)

The "Sanity/Happiness" in exchange for "$" part, Wilhelm, is pretty accurate.

$50 says in 8 weeks he'll be in a state of Cosmic-Remorse.

 

[Kritish]

Wooo, my boy Kritish is climin the ladder at Racists!

Yep, that's me.

I invented crack and sent it to the ghettos!

 

[Shifty]

I'm so getting that coffee mug.

Michael: People say I am the best boss. They go, "God, we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious, and you get the best out of us." [holds up "World's Best Boss" mug] Um, I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.


Michael: So, uh, have you felt the vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard, right? Um, I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I am a friend first and a boss second. Probably an entertainer third.

 

[Kritish]

Is it true that as Manager you get to shoot paintballs at minorities?

We have a leak we have to kill the mole!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Kytrigger was so young too

 

[kytrigger]

pfft...Just try and catch me...I'll blend into the shadows

 

[hippie_hunter]

I'm so getting that coffee mug.

No, you should get a mug with your mug on it

Or one of my friend's extremely gay mug

 

[Kritish]

pfft...Just try and catch me...I'll blend into the shadows

I'm from a mega company, we have unlimited power.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I'm from a mega company, we have unlimited power.

Nothing can defeat the unlimited power of Wal-Mart, Exxon, Microsoft, and the Republican Party

 

[kytrigger]

I'm from a mega company, we have unlimited power.

so do all of my greek gods...they swore to protect me.

 

[Kritish]

Nothing can defeat the unlimited power of Wal-Mart, Exxon, Microsoft, and the Republican Party

Don't forget Microsoft.

 

[Mr. Credible]

1,500 at week now, no more 5.15 per hour crap.

you went from 5.15 and hour to 37.50? i call shenanegans on that.

no way staple's is going to pay a store manager 72,000 a year.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Don't forget Microsoft.

Ummm....I did say Microsoft

 

[Kritish]

Ummm....I did say Microsoft

Oh..um...oops.

 

[Kritish]

you went from 5.15 and hour to 37.50? i call shenanegans on that.

no way staple's is going to pay a store manager 72,000 a year.

I didn't go from 5.15 instantly to that, I had some in between wages.

 

[Tangled Web]

Go in there with a black girl as your girlfriend and you'll find out!

 

[Kritish]

ATP is so sterotyping, it was just one incident.