I became store manager today.

[Showtime]

Sweet! I love Staples.

 

[Super Kal]

congratulations

 

[Showtime]

I think I lead the country in index card purchases.

 

[Badger]

pfft...Just try and catch me...I'll blend into the shadows

I'm from a mega company, we have unlimited power.

Plus he now gets the "Easy" button.

 

[Kritish]

Plus he now gets the "Easy" button.

They said it was too powerful for me.

They say I have to wait for a year until I can use it.:

 

[Badger]

BASTARDS

 

[Kritish]

BASTARDS

They want the damn button all for themselves!

 

[Speedball]

LOL!
Does your Staples sell Easy buttons Kritish?
The one near my dorm does.

 

[Kritish]

LOL!
Does your Staples sell Easy buttons Kritish?
The one near my dorm does.

It's too powerful for you mere mortals!

If misused it could implode the universe!

 

[Speedball]

It's too powerful for you mere mortals!

If misused it could implode the universe!

Coudln't it just caused a locallized catastrophe, staying in our own galaxy?

 

[Kritish]

Coudln't it just caused a locallized catastrophe, staying in our own galaxy?

Only if you ask for one ink jet printer.

 

[Tangled Web]

ATP is so sterotyping, it was just one incident.

One time I was at a Wal-Mart in Nor Cal and the door in the bathroom read "Wal-Mart hates ******s" Now I can't even look at a Wal-Mart.

 

[Kritish]

One time I was at a Wal-Mart in Nor Cal and the door in the bathroom read "Wal-Mart hates ******s" Now I can't even look at a Wal-Mart.

The difference is Wal-Mart is evil.

 

[Speedball]

Only if you ask for one ink jet printer.

ohh...But I need three
*presses Easy button*
Oh dear...WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

 

[jaguarr]

I work in retail too, make minimum wage (6.95 here in MI)

The "Sanity/Happiness" in exchange for "$" part, Wilhelm, is pretty accurate.

If any of you think that it gets any better when you get into higher paying jobs in corporate America, you are sadly mistaken. More money just means you have to give up more of your Sanity/Happiness. Congratulations on your first step towards Hell, Kritish.

jag

 

[Kritish]

If any of you think that it gets any better when you get into higher paying jobs in corporate America, you are sadly mistaken. More money just means you have to give up more of your Sanity/Happiness. Congratulations on your first step towards Hell, Kritish.

jag

I doubt you're a poor ass jag.

 

[jaguarr]

I doubt you're a poor ass jag.

No, but I'm incredibly insane.

jag

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Very nice Kritish.
You actually have somewhat of a life compared to all the losers on here.

 

[Speedball]

Very nice Kritish.
You actually have somewhat of a life compared to all the losers on here.

Hey...
I'm working on it.

 

[Kritish]

Very nice Kritish.
You actually have somewhat of a life compared to all the losers on here.

I knew that all along.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I'm a manager at my job. It's awsome because you get to boss people around and make them do stuff.

 

[Mike059jig]

Thats great...when I come by give some discounts

 

[DarthRekal]

1,500 every two weeks now, no more 5.15 per hour crap.

5.15?

where you at???

min here is 7.25


congrats kritish..i assume you are salary now..

GOODBYE LIFE

 

[Kritish]

5.15?

where you at???

min here is 7.25


congrats kritish..i assume you are salary now..

GOODBYE LIFE

Texas.

 

[DarthRekal]

Texas.

wow thats good then(texas cost of living isnt too high) 15 hun every two

you will have a good living now..

congrats bro