I didn't die.

[The Lumberjack]

So here I am. Do with me what you will....except for you DL. You've gone corporate on me. *bleep* suit.

How does Morg know it's a "bleep"? For all he knows what we call a "bleep" is the same sound a cow makes when it rapes a stump.

 

[Kritish]

The hell?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

 

[Ghostvirus]

How does Morg know it's a "bleep"? For all he knows what we call a "bleep" is the same sound a cow makes when it rapes a stump.

WTF? How did you come up with cow rape as a sound?

 

[jaguarr]

WTF? How did you come up with cow rape as a sound?

I think he's from Kentucky. Don't ask questions you don't really want the answers to.

jag

 

[Ghostvirus]

I have been to Kentucky. It is a lot like Hawaii. Except some one hands you a banjo when you get off the plane.

 

[jaguarr]

You mean, you found a pilot that would actually LAND there?

jag

 

[Badger]

I have been to Kentucky. It is a lot like Hawaii. Except some one hands you a banjo when you get off the plane.

LOL

Was the plane a Crop Duster?

 

[Ghostvirus]

Yep. my friend had to sqeal like a pig, but we found one.

Edit: It wasn't so much a crop duster. More a prayer machine with wings.

 

[BubbaGump]

Isn't this thread kinda old?

 

[Badger]

If I ever hear banjos while in the woods, I'm going to shoot myself. Cause it's better than the alternative.

 

[Kelly]

How does Morg know it's a "bleep"? For all he knows what we call a "bleep" is the same sound a cow makes when it rapes a stump.

Oooooh please they are just scratchin their asses......

 

[Badger]

Isn't this thread kinda old?

Did those books knock something loss?

 

[Badger]

Oooooh please they are just scratchin their asses......

Well I know what noise I make when I do that and it sounds nothing like *bleep*.

 

[Kelly]

If I ever hear banjos while in the woods, I'm going to shoot myself. Cause it's better than the alternative.

Dueling Banjos anyone?

 

[Kelly]

Well I know what noise I make when I do that and it sounds nothing like *bleep*.

Find a bigger stump.....

 

[Ghostvirus]

Oooooh please they are just scratchin their asses......

Tell that to the poor stump. Whos innocence will never be reborn.

 

[Kelly]

Tell that to the poor stump. Whos innocence will never be reborn.

Therapy.......its works.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Therapy.......its works.

*passes Albafan the requested popcorn from other thread*

Therapy can't regain innocence.

 

[Kelly]

*passes Albafan the requested popcorn from other thread*

Therapy can't regain innocence.

Thank you soooooooooooooooooo much.....


No, but if the therapist is tall, dark, handsome, built like a ..................


ooooooh.....thats a whooooooooooole other story......

nevermind.....carry on.

 

[Badger]

Find a bigger stump.....

nice...way to pick on the kid missing his hand.

kidding.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Thank you soooooooooooooooooo much.....


No, but if the therapist is tall, dark, handsome, built like a ..................


ooooooh.....thats a whooooooooooole other story......

nevermind.....carry on.

Or in my case stacked like a big mac.

See. This is the cycle. Cow rapes stump. Stump rapes therapist. It's the circle of sodomy

 

[Kelly]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh....*backs out of thread*

 

[BubbaGump]

Did those books knock something loss?

Hehe.

 

[jaguarr]

OH NOES! LJ said rape!!!

We've been looking for you, young man. We're gonna need to go ahead and get a DNA sample. Court order and all that.

jag