I fought the lounge, and the lounge won - Part 61

[jaymes_e06]

then stop crying about it gosh

They're tears of joy.

Who gets this happy over their uncle dieing? What did he do moleste you or something?

 

[Superman 1265]

Who gets this happy over their uncle dieing? What did he do moleste you or something?

The disturbing thing is that there was a comic where Pete got molested by a friend who kinda looked like Ben.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I...what? WHAT?

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

The disturbing thing is that there was a comic where Pete got molested by a friend who kinda looked like Ben.

That is so wrong...I never knew.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Im awaiting the issue where doc ock is sifting through Parker's old memories and come across this, and realizes how much of a dick he's been to this poor kid...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Immortalized moment, not canon
Ock won't find this

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Still seems more tragic than what happened to Dudley on Differn't Strokes.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Well now I'm disappointed, I was about to actually read an issue of superior spider-man

 

[MrMaooz]

Pancakes sound good, haven't had those in a while...you just gave me an idea for breakfast.

Tell MamaCosmic to make them!

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Tell MamaCosmic to make them!

I made 'em myself this morning! Delicious, they were. Her pancakes are way better than mine, though.

Still seems more tragic than what happened to Dudley on Differn't Strokes.

Nothing is more tragic than what happened in that bicycle shop.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Yeah, Dudley took one for team Arnold that day.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

The training wheels of life definitely came off for Dudley that day. Dudley got diddled...

 

[squeekness]

The disturbing thing is that there was a comic where Pete got molested by a friend who kinda looked like Ben.

Wow, I thought we didn't talk about these things in the older comics....

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The training wheels of life definitely came off for Dudley that day. Dudley got diddled...

And the way tv was back in the day, they never brought it up ever again.

 

[Nathan]

Is it bad when my chest cracks and hurts when I sneeze?

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

And the way tv was back in the day, they never brought it up ever again.

A direct reflection of the times people were living in. *awkwardly laughs...then slowly starts to frown at the realization of the grim truth*

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Wow, I thought we didn't talk about these things in the older comics....

There's more
Ever heard about the story of two guys wanting to rape the Hulk?

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Is it bad when my chest cracks and hurts when I sneeze?

Well, that definitely isn't normal. You might wanna go to a doctor.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Is it bad when my chest cracks and hurts when I sneeze?

Yes. Yes Nate. Go to a Doctor.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

There's more
Ever heard about the story of two guys wanting to rape the Hulk?

 

[Nathan]

The chest thing has been going on for a couple months now. Eh, if I'm not dead by now, it can't be that bad.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Jim Shooter was a tone def mofo.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The chest thing has been going on for a couple months now. Eh, if I'm not dead by now, it can't be that bad.

You can be a dead misanthrope or a live one. Just saying. Go to a Doc.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Is it bad when my chest cracks and hurts when I sneeze?

Yes, you'd probably want to see a doctor for that

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

The chest thing has been going on for a couple months now. Eh, if I'm not dead by now, it can't be that bad.

Apparently it is that bad if you felt the need to come on here and ask us about it.

Don't you die on us.