I got a question for you guys.

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Big waste of your time? That's like having a crush on a celebrity. I mean, yeah, there hot... but what's the point, really?

It's not a waste of time. I already told you that Rosario Dawson and Mya will be mine.

They will mud wrestle every night over who gets to have me. The loser will have to wait until the winner is done to get what's left of me.

Hey, I'm just relaying the message that Rosario Dawson sent me on myspace over how she wants to deal with this three way relationship.

 

[terry78]

If it's a romantic thing, knock yourself out. Now if you're expecting him to put his wee-wee in your hoo-hoo....maybe if you give him a roofie colada.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Next time you see him you should just run up to him and give him a good grope. That'll convert him.

 

[Troy_Parker]

^^

 

[Spider-Fan]

No. It is illegal for you to have crushes on anyone you don't get permission to have crushes on. Off with your head

But seriously, there is nothing wrong with it, but it is 99 times out of 100 not leading anywhere. This is not a Kevin Smith movie, so you might as well focus that kind of attention elsewhere.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

So let me see if I have this right...

You're a girl? Well I'll be damned.

 

[Danalys]

some gay guys get it on with women but it'd just be sex and if your crushing on them rather than just wanting a piece then that'd probably mess you up emotionally for a while. which might be your bag *shoulder shrug*

 

[Gilpesh]

Chasing Amy effect

I was going to say: Watch Chasing Amy... then move on.

 

[Equint77]

I remember the chasing amy thread I made way back when asking the same questions about relationships, sexuality, and the ability to accept your significant other's past.

 

[Danalys]

i wouldn't class amy as a real lesbian anyway. she was just into experimentation.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

so let me see if i have this right...

You're a girl? Well i'll be damned.

everybody hit on her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Big waste of your time? That's like having a crush on a celebrity. I mean, yeah, there hot... but what's the point, really?

Hmmm...I guess girls nowadays don't engage in the old tradition of Boy Hunting. Basically you pile yourself and all your friends in a vehicle and just drive around hunting for cute guys to gush over, gay or not. This is what teens used to do mostly back in my day.

So let me see if I have this right...

You're a girl? Well I'll be damned.

Uh, yeah I am a girl. I've been that way for 36 years.

If it's a romantic thing, knock yourself out. Now if you're expecting him to put his wee-wee in your hoo-hoo....maybe if you give him a roofie colada.

I've already stated that I don't know or have been around in real life any gay guys at the moment, not even ones I would have a crush on. And I'm not stupid. I know it would lead to nowhere, but if the guy is appealing to the eyes I'm not going to look away. If they want to be friends I'd be cool with that because I'd feel less threatened being around them. Like I'd said before, I've been literally manhandled by too horny for their own good hetero men.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I recall there being these sorts of threads directed at questions towards more specific people, like Dew, but I can't seem to recall one general, all purpose question thread that could encompass a wide range of subjects in recent history. So, as you see I decided to start one myself.

Anyways, my question for you, the Hype users is this: I might not the wacky type who'd slip on a banana peel just to make people laugh, nor am I adept at telling jokes...but I'm not devoid of a sense of humor. It's probably the sort that just kind of creeps up on you long after I've made a witty comment I guess. I've been told I possess an understated sense of humor. What does this mean?

 

[Logan's Runt]

It means you should stop making threads.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

It means you should stop making threads.

Fat chance of that. Stay on topic.

 

[Logan's Runt]

I was on topic. I was answering your question. You shouldn't ask questions publicly if you're only looking for a certain kind of answer.

 

[Badger]

Dude, wha??

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I was on topic. I was answering your question. You shouldn't ask questions publicly if you're only looking for a certain kind of answer.

I didn't think your answer is the definition of Understated Humor. Seriously, I have developed in my head a very different nick for you.

 

[Logan's Runt]

No, it wasn't the answer you were looking for, but it was an answer. Ask questions in public and you're not always going to get what you want out of it.

I'm touched that you've got a personal "nick" for me! You should share. :heart:

 

[Badger]

I bet a know what it is!

Also, this should be closed while your 15 Minutes are up.

 

[Eggyman]

Zilla's back!

How was hospital?

 

[SuBe]

How do you feel?

 

[Carcharodon]

It means you need to start smoking marijuana.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

It means you need to start smoking marijuana.

Never! She's a warrior!

 

[Carcharodon]

Never! She's a warrior!

I find that I attention-****e a lot less when I'm stoned. I just thought the same principles may apply here.