I was arguing with a friend... (M for mature)

[Master Chief]

Me and my friend were chittle chatting about gender responsibilities when it comes to sexual intercourse. I said the guys have to do the most work, like make sure she's liking it, regulate the speed, watch depth (well, some guys!) and I was like, all women have to do is lay there. The most women have to do is probably go "Ouch, my cervix!" She disagreed with me saying that women have to do more for their man and it was just... a whole production. Gawd.

 

[Joker]

Someone was watching Clerks...but yeah, the woman may as well not even be there alot of the times...unless they're on top, which is always better anyway, cause I'm f**king lazy, and missionary sex is like push ups half the time...

 

[Wolfwood]

I say it's equal, give and take, though I do think men are expected to do the majority of the work.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

If I have a long hard day at work, she is getting on top weather she likes it or not.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

It depends, really.

 

[Mr. Socko]

If I have a long hard day at work, she is getting on top weather she likes it or not.

LMAO! Well said.

 

[Ghostvirus]

It really depends on position.

 

[Master Chief]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Yeah, she said about on top. I said I don't like that much because it's not comfortable and she whipped out all this psychology on me like, "You just don't like being out of control!" And I think she was right.

 

[AhabTheArab]

banging a girl who lays there like a dead fish is annoying as hell. do something, contribute....

 

[Joker]

yeah, at least grind a bit...

 

[Kaleb]

I was talking about this with my friend , and she said that she kinda prefers to do most of the work as she likes to be in control.

 

[batnkevlar]

It all depends on the woman...

 

[Tropico]

They have to do the hardest part: make sure they don't bruise the fragile male ego.

And, yes, by your opening post it DOES sound like you HAVE to be on top and it probably IS a control issue.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

God, I wish I could just lay there. No, the partners I have had have all been gymnasts. Too much porn watching. They think girls LIKE reverse cowgirls and being on top. We don't. Usually, we'd rather you just finish quick so we can get some sleep. Very few of you are irresistable sex gods after all.

 

[EdRyder]

lol@ Dewbie and reverse cowgirl....didnt know you had it in you kiddo.

I'm reminded of a Billy Bob Thorton quote(always assumed he was referring to Angelina here)

"You could be banging the hottest woman in the world, doesn't mean anything if it feels like you are F@#$ing the couch"

 

[Shuley]

Just be glad your getting laid in the first place.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Stupid thread!

 

[Shuley]

I'm sure it depends on each other person's mood really,If she's not in the mood and you are,ask for a quickie.You can't always expect the other person to be in the mood when you are.

 

[C.F. Kane]

God, I wish I could just lay there. No, the partners I have had have all been gymnasts. Too much porn watching. They think girls LIKE reverse cowgirls and being on top. We don't. Usually, we'd rather you just finish quick so we can get some sleep. Very few of you are irresistable sex gods after all.

You sound like someone who has never had an enjoyable sexual experience in your life.

uh... your honor.
...
Don't ban me.

 

[black_dust]

Yeah woman are incontrol of it all really, a mans role is just not cumming before the chick does

 

[Shuley]

Yeah woman are incontrol of it all really, a mans role is just not cumming before the chick does

Not really,.Just need to stay hard after you finish till she's done.

 

[BlackCat19]

Alright. First off, Have some respect.Second, We get most the PAIN. You can do whatever but who's first time hurts like HELL? Who can have a babie growing in there body almost instantly if YOU dont feel like using a condom? We're not objects. Yeah, sometimes we just lay there but thats when the guy is leading. What do you want us to do? Just remeber, it's us girls your complaining about, its women that you want this from,so dont act like such a jerk about it. Just be happy you get anything at all after the way you talk.

 

[Hunter Rider]

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

- Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine talking about sex with tennis player Maria Sharapova

Just read this quote a few minutes ago and it seems to fit right in here.

 

[Eggyman]

Wow, I imagine from your post that your boyfriend (if you have one ) feels like he is banging a bucket of ice. Chill, this is a reasonable discussion about sex and, depending on the people involved, what you have to contribute.

For instance: My ex was like a slab of meat, a bag of spuds, or a very realistic blow-up doll. However, my new squeeze is like dynamite -- a cocaine sniffing donkey, you might say -- and never gets tired and shows that she is happy and wanting to please me.

 

[black_dust]

Not really,.Just need to stay hard after you finish till she's done.

Nar once im done! thats it ive lost interest