I Have A Problem.

[Danalys]

i just react to what people say without thinking about who they are most of the time.

 

[Truthteller]

Favoritism!

Oh God... lets not get into that.

Can't I say I like someone without declaring they are my favorite?

OH! I know, lets start more of those inane "whos cool and whos not" lists.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I missed so much awesomeness here. I'd better start making up for it right now

 

[Obi-Wan Kipobe]

Ledger is an ass. Go Depp!

 

[Ronny Shade]

But Depp didn't get cast

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I thought this thread was going to be an intervention.

I was going to get Erz and Equint to give emotional statements about how Wil's misreadings negatively affected their lives.

 

[Obi-Wan Kipobe]

But Depp didn't get cast

Oh, didn't he...?

http://superherohype.com/news/featuresnews.php?id=4568

 

[Ronny Shade]

wtf does Jon Favareau directing Iron Man have to do with Johnny Depp playing the Joker

 

[Obi-Wan Kipobe]

Yea, that hardly ever works.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

okay, I have another problem.

In school, on PBS, everywhere, evolution proponents claim that the features of animals evolved because they needed those features to survive. (the snow goose evolved white feathers to hide from it's predators, human behaviour developed to help propogate the species, the weird flower evolved an ingenious way to attract flies, by giving off the smell of rotten meat, etc.)

I've even heard them say that early man was covered with hair and that they evolved to the point that all the body hair points downward and it evolved that way so that when it rains, the water will be channeled away from the body, no joke.

So how does the the fact that males grow tons of hair out of their faces help us survive and further the species. Why do dudes have to shave every day, and why don't chicks. How is a face that promises to always grow hair ( at such a rate that you can notice growth in a matter of hours! ) somehow deemed "fittest"?

 

[Danalys]

well imagine if we didn't cut our hair we'd have a curtain of hair around us to protect from the sun or keep us warm. in the water we could apear like a giant squid to predators. beards would help distinguish the sexes. and you could push a girls hair back over her ears before making love. swing your beard over your shoulder like a tie.

 

[jaguarr]

I thought this thread was going to be an intervention.

I was going to get Erz and Equint to give emotional statements about how Wil's misreadings negatively affected their lives.

Wilhelm-Scream doesn't care about black people.

jag

 

[Obi-Wan Kipobe]

I have a problem reading posts that are more than 3 lines.

 

[Ronny Shade]

okay, I have another problem.

In school, on PBS, everywhere, evolution proponents claim that the features of animals evolved because they needed those features to survive. (the snow goose evolved white feathers to hide from it's predators, human behaviour developed to help propogate the species, the weird flower evolved an ingenious way to attract flies, by giving off the smell of rotten meat, etc.)

I've even heard them say that early man was covered with hair and that they evolved to the point that all the body hair points downward and it evolved that way so that when it rains, the water will be channeled away from the body, no joke.

So how does the the fact that males grow tons of hair out of their faces help us survive and further the species. Why do dudes have to shave every day, and why don't chicks. How is a face that promises to always grow hair ( at such a rate that you can notice growth in a matter of hours! ) somehow deemed "fittest"?

I've always wondered that myself. My best guess is it's a mating thing *shrug*

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Wilhelm-Scream doesn't care about black people.

jag

He can join forces with George Bush and Hal Jordan to form a holy trinity of people who are apathetic towards African-Americans.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I have a problem reading posts that are more than 3 lines.

Beards
Evolved
Why?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wilhelm-Scream doesn't care about black people.

jag

I hate their speedo-freedoms.

 

[Obi-Wan Kipobe]

Beards
Evolved
Why?

BEW? Oh, I get it

 

[Danalys]

beards also make you jaw look bigger which is a primal desire for women in a mate. but this has only lead to selection of jaws too small to fit teeth in. thus came dentistry. you see how one thing leads to another. all fakery and ad hoc solutions lead to further problems for your desendants.

 

[Tokage]

BEW? Oh, I get it

Your new s/n keeps reminding me of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKfngVoxMLs&search=star wars kid

 

[Obi-Wan Kipobe]

beards also make you jaw look bigger which is a primal desire for women in a mate. but this has only lead to selection of jaws too small to fit teeth in. thus came dentistry. you see how one thing leads to another.

Whatevr, my wing span is like, 6'7". Fuhzah!

 

[Obi-Wan Kipobe]

Your new s/n keeps reminding me of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKfngVoxMLs&search=star wars kid

Actually, that video reminds me of Movies 205

 

[Danalys]

Whatevr, my wing span is like, 6'7". Fuhzah!

then fly away before i cut you down to size.

 

[Obi-Wan Kipobe]

Yeah, they're just regular arms dude

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

then fly away before i cut you down to size.

This is kind of like a Go-Bot taking on Voltron.