I Have A Problem.

Well, I overslept my 15 minutes which completely threw off my day. Then I had some breakfast including a healthy glass of orange juice and a beer. Then I woke up my wife and told her to go earn me some money. Then I pondered killing myself before Saved by the Bell came on, and then the UPS guy came and we had sex, but I'm pretty sure he has syphilis, so I booked an appointment for later at the clinic. Irony 101: his wife is the owner of the clinic. Haha. :o I also stubbed my toe:down

Wednesdays, eh?
 
Obi-Wan Kipobe said:
Well, I overslept my 15 minutes which completely threw off my day. Then I had some breakfast including a healthy glass of orange juice and a beer. Then I woke up my wife and told her to go earn me some money. Then I pondered killing myself before Saved by the Bell came on, and then the UPS guy came and we had sex, but I'm pretty sure he has syphilis, so I booked an appointment for later at the clinic. Irony 101: his wife is the owner of the clinic. Haha. :o I also stubbed my toe:down

Wednesdays, eh?
I envy you and your "life"
 
sorry i was in a mood and most things i say are open to interpretation anyway.
 
I meant Wil saying this is demi-lounge... which it is, but he didn't have to say it. I blame you and your mishaped, ambiguous genitalia:down
 
Danalys said:
sorry i was in a mood and most things i say are open to interpretation anyway.
It isn't always about you, Danalys. Okay?
It isn't always about YOU.
 
Regardless of what it was, it's now always on the anal
 
it varies depending on how simple minded you are.
 
S***, I just started giggling over Barbie's whiskers and my bosses right-hand-man just walked in and I had to stifle it because he would've said "What's so funny? :D" and I didn't want to have to say "Barbie's Whiskers". :(
 
Danalys said:
it varies depending on how simple minded you are.
it's true. before, I never even bothered pronouncing it
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
S***, I just started giggling over Barbie's whiskers and my bosses right-hand-man just walked in and I had to stifle it because he would've said "What's so funny? :D" and I didn't want to have to say "Barbie's Whiskers". :(
that would have been quite a pickle
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
S***, I just started giggling over Barbie's whiskers and my bosses right-hand-man just walked in and I had to stifle it because he would've said "What's so funny? :D" and I didn't want to have to say "Barbie's Whiskers". :(
Every part of Barbies features are individually comprehensive... like the Batsuit in Begins. The whiskers help keep her balance whilst she's wearing the 5" stilletos I imagine her in. Yum:confused:

Which reminds me. I found the creepiest site in the world today. I can't post it because it has nude images of a doll on there, but man was it creepy. The site even says "the doll won't judge you" or something like that.
 
mylovedoll or something like that.
 
Kipobe said:
Every part of Barbies features are individually comprehensive... like the Batsuit in Begins. The whiskers help keep her balance whilst she's wearing the 5" stilletos I imagine her in. Yum:confused:
Well, they also help her to be aware of the edges when she's crawling through air ducts and tubes, tunnels, etc.
That's why if you put a piece of tape on the left side of her face, she'll just start galloping sideways to the right until you take it off.
 
it also lets me know that wilhelm has the insulting ability of a 7 year old.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Well, they also help her to be aware of the edges when she's crawling through air ducts and tubes, tunnels, etc.
That's why if you put a piece of tape on the left side of her face, she'll just start galloping sideways to the right until you take it off.
What do you think is happening in the avatar right now?
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Well, they also help her to be aware of the edges when she's crawling through air ducts and tubes, tunnels, etc.
That's why if you put a piece of tape on the left side of her face, she'll just start galloping sideways to the right until you take it off.
why would you take it off?
 

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