I Have A Problem!

[Abaddon]

While this is great advice it sounds to me like you're just trying to get a peek at his johnson...

I could use a laugh right now.Zing.

 

[Strange]

I have a bump on my penis! I went to bed last night, & woke up with this bump. Could it be cancer? Does cancer pop up that Quickly. I would Appreciate it if anyone here who knows about Cancer could help me. thanks. I want to try & avoid going to the doctor as much as possible. Thanks.

You should burn the bump off with a hot poker or something. Heat up a pair of pliers and rip off the bump, that will teach it to grow down there.

 

[Strange]

double post.

 

[Orko Is King]

I have a bump on my penis! I went to bed last night, & woke up with this bump. Could it be cancer? Does cancer pop up that Quickly. I would Appreciate it if anyone here who knows about Cancer could help me. thanks. I want to try & avoid going to the doctor as much as possible. Thanks.

It's a pearl. This one dude with a huge schlong has one too.

 

[Drakon]

I'd highly recommend you go to a doctor. And DEFINATELY DON'T ASK ABOUT THIS KINDA THING ON SHH! You're gonna get buried alive.

 

[War Lord]

I have a bump on my penis! I went to bed last night, & woke up with this bump. Could it be cancer? Does cancer pop up that Quickly. I would Appreciate it if anyone here who knows about Cancer could help me. thanks. I want to try & avoid going to the doctor as much as possible. Thanks.

You should show us your penis, so we can examine it and help you with the problem.

Although I cannot help you with this, you should either pm a pic to Dew right away or mail it to her.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Excuse me, while I whip this out.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I just realized that it could possibly be an ingrown hair/pimp. I suppose it is alittle over reactive to go straight to the doctor's. Hope whatever it is isn't limb loosing serious.