I have Internal Resorption

[ShadowBoxing]

A condition that affects less than 1% of people. It's also referred to as Pink Tooth of Mummery and it's a localized degenerative hole on the tooth. No known cause.

Basically I have to get a root canal, or if that fails I need a dental replacement installed.

 

[PemLam]

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[knowsbleed]

Be a man...TAKE THE PAIN!

 

[PemLam]

A condition that affects less than 1% of people. It's also referred to as Pink Tooth of Mummery and it's a localized degenerative hole on the tooth. No known cause.

Basically I have to get a root canal, or if that fails I need a dental replacement installed.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

That Mummy definitely does not have internal resorption.

 

[knowsbleed]

time to get that grill you always wanted...paul wall style.

 

[sinewave]

for a second i though this was something serious.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

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[ShadowBoxing]

Well it is serious...from a dental standpoint. I mean they had doctors coming in the room when I found out I had this. It's like they found freakin' alien disease on my tooth.

 

[DBella]

Aww, I just put the cutest little icon up. It's a clown fish..Its face is painted like a clown.

What does that have anything to do with 'internal resorption'?
Your randomness is cute.

And Mike... if it can be fixed and not life threatening, it's not that serious. Root canal hurts, but it's temporary. You can take the pain.

 

[knowsbleed]

Go see Steve Martin...he'll hook you up.

Spoiler

 

[ShadowBoxing]

It's not the root canal I'm worried about...it's the 50/50 shot it has of working, and the potential that I'll have to get a fake tooth

 

[knowsbleed]

What does that have anything to do with 'internal resorption'?
Your randomness is cute.

And Mike... if it can be fixed and not life threatening, it's not that serious. Root canal hurts, but it's temporary. You can take the pain.

I think he's going to need a vasectomy.

 

[Badger]

It's karma for giving GR87 ****; he will prove us wrong.

*makes dental appointment*

 

[DBella]

Ahh... I see. So that means they'll have to extract that tooth and replace it with a fake one? The fake tooth, will it be... permanently 'installed' or does it work like... dentures?

 

[knowsbleed]

The fake tooth will have built in wi-fi

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Damn you GR87 for giving me a random localized degrenerative tooth disease with no known etiology.

 

[DBella]

I think he's going to need a vasectomy.

Noooooooo!!!!! O sadness if Mike can't procreate!

 

[DBella]

The fake tooth will have built in wi-fi

It will give Mike superpowers.

 

[knowsbleed]

Damn you GR87 for giving me a random localized degrenerative tooth disease with no known etiology.

airborne diseases are a b***h!

Let's beat him up at hooters.

Noooooooo!!!!! O sadness if Mike can't procreate!

he eats his babies anyway.

 

[sinewave]

Well it is serious...from a dental standpoint. I mean they had doctors coming in the room when I found out I had this. It's like they found freakin' alien disease on my tooth.

yeah, but that's not that big a deal. judging by the name, i thought it had something to do with your internal organs or something. a root canal or fake tooth is no big deal, really. i've had one myself.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Ahh... I see. So that means they'll have to extract that tooth and replace it with a fake one? The fake tooth, will it be... permanently 'installed' or does it work like... dentures?

It will be permanently installed, and look like a real tooth.

The fake tooth will have built in wi-fi

Actually if it comes to a fake tooth, I'm just gonna have Xhibit "Pimp my mouth" and we'll put two plasma screens and an XBOX in there.

 

[jaguarr]

Pffft! You can cure this with elderberries and HCG injections, dude!

jag

 

[knowsbleed]

Pffft! You can cure this with elderberries and HCG injections, dude!

jag

and he can put the fake tooth in his clean colon.

 

[Badger]

Damn you GR87 for giving me a random localized degrenerative tooth disease with no known etiology.

Just be thankful he went after a tooth and not something else...


In all seriousness, a fake tooth isn't that bad. I had my two front teeth capped because of an accident when I was kid, can't even tell and they're permanent. No different upkeep then normal teeth.