I have Internal Resorption

[jimmy]

Wow, sucks to hear about that.

Which tooth is it?

 

[DBella]

Every man has to have surgery at least once, Shadow. It's a rite of passage. You won't get taken seriously if you haven't been laid up in the E.R. at least once. I was in three times over the years. One was for swallowing a penny when I was 6, but...we won't get into that.

I shoved a cherry up my nose when I was about that age. I thought if I were to squish it while it's in my nostril, it'll have the effect of a bloody nose. Didn't quite work out that way as I ended up shoving it further up my nose... Painful memory.

When they close the next lounge I'm starting a new one called "the Pink Lounge of Mummery".

And what will we talk about there? Oral hygiene?

 

[Downhere]

And what will we talk about there? Oral hygiene?

Well, oral hygiene is very important.

 

[DBella]

Well, oral hygiene is very important.

"Good morning! Hello lounge, people!! How was your day? I just woke up and brushed and flossed my teeth a few moments ago. That strawberry flavored toothpaste tastes so freakin' good I could just eat it! I am glad that when I flossed, my gums didn't bleed. My dentist should be very happy when I tell him that. I'll be meeting him later for our bi-annual dental appointment. Isn't that great?!! D <showing off awesome teeth>"

 

[knowsbleed]

"Good morning! Hello lounge, people? How was your day? I just woke up and brused and flossed my teeth a few moments ago. That strawberry flavored toothpaste taste so freakin' good I could just eat it! I am glad that when I flossed, my gums didn't bleed. My dentist should be very happy when I tell him that. I'll be meeting him later for our bi-annual dental appointment. Isn't that great!! D"

"Good morning Hype...my last tooth fell out this morning. Now my roomate stares longlingly at my mouth...any advice?"

 

[DBella]

"Good morning Hype...my last tooth fell out this morning. Now my roomate stares longlingly at my mouth...any advice?"

"Your LAST tooth!?? Holy cavities, Batman! You know what that means, right? It means it's time for dentures. Either that or no solid food for you for... ever. "

 

[terry78]

Either that or he can make a living as a male prostitute in Greenwich Village.

 

[DBella]

Either that or he can make a living as an unemployed male prostitute in Greenwich Village.

Fixed

 

[Fran]

As a matter of fact, my tooth has been bothering me lately.

GR is getting back at us

 

[DBella]

What does GR have anything to do with oral hygiene or problematic tooth? Enlighten me, please.

 

[Fran]

Long story. I'd have to write an essay explaining it, pretty much.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

As a matter of fact, my tooth has been bothering me lately.

GR is getting back at us

Yep I remember saying last night "Oh, I have to go to the dentist for a check up" "I think I might have a cavity".

Well, it wasn't a f***ing cavity. It was "The Pink Tooth of Mummery"

 

[Holly]

good, i hope it happens to all your teeth. and your life

 

[ShadowBoxing]

ShadowBoxing thought he was going in for a mere teeth cleaning. However little he know he was about to enter the deep bowels of hell and despair. For ShadowBoxing was to face The Pink Tooth of Mummery!!!!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

good, i hope it happens to all your teeth. and your life

Thanks Toven. I love you too

BTW, what's internal resorption of the vagina like?

 

[Holly]

Thanks Toven. I love you too

BTW, what's internal resorption of the vagina like?

i suppose it's similar to putting a cigar up your ass

 

[guitarsingerguy]

i suppose it's similar to putting a cigar up your ass

So...mildly enjoyable????

 

[ShadowBoxing]

i suppose it's similar to putting a cigar up your ass

I should've never let you do that during sex.

 

[Holly]

i still have the cigar cutter, if you want me to circumcise you

 

[Kritish]

Damn you GR87 for giving me a random localized degrenerative tooth disease with no known etiology.

*Puts dentures back in mouth* Damn him to hell!

 

[DBella]

ShadowBoxing thought he was going in for a mere teeth cleaning. However little he know he was about to enter the deep bowels of hell and despair. For ShadowBoxing was to face The Pink Tooth of Mummery!!!!

 

[DV8]

I shoved a cherry up my nose when I was about that age. I thought if I were to squish it while it's in my nostril, it'll have the effect of a bloody nose. Didn't quite work out that way as I ended up shoving it further up my nose... Painful memory.

so . . . . Dbella, . . . . . who popped that cherry?

 

[DBella]

so . . . . Dbella, . . . . . who popped that cherry?

Is that a trick question? Those ninjas make me suspicious. *suspicious*

(note: I think there should be an icon for "suspicious".)

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Is that a trick question? Those ninjas make me suspicious. *suspicious*

(note: I think there should be an icon for "suspicious".)

Are you ever not suspicious?

 

[DBella]

Are you ever not suspicious?

*sounds like an interrogation. what's the right answer????*

Uhh..yes? No? Maybe? Hey look! Tooth fairy!