I have proof...it reallys happens!

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  1. Malice BMFH

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    I have wondered for years if the Lotto was for real.

    Well, I have proof.

    My wife's best friend won the Mega-Millions in Texas.

    She and her Fiancee are now earning 1.2 million a year for 26 years.
    Just to reiterate, they are EACH earning 1.2 million....

    Man, how I hate her.
    ;)
     
  2. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    You're a thread-makin' ma-SHAYNE! :eek:

    Also, try loving her.
     
  3. DV8 Band Loser

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    I bet you really regret not calling her back after sleeping w/ her that one time in a drunken stupor :o :D
     
  4. Malice BMFH

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    Um...never slept with her...
    My wife would have killed me.
     
  5. Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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    Wow, I didn't even know people thought the lotto didn't exist. :(
     
  6. DV8 Band Loser

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    ^it was a poor attempt at humor :(
     
  7. Malice BMFH

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    The sad part is, now that I know someone that won, I cant ever win...the universe is cruel.
     
  8. JP Smelly

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    Now all your friends will start winning millions while God sits back and laughs at you. :(
     
  9. DV8 Band Loser

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    this thread is ironic to me because I watched like 3 of those "Lottery changed my life" shows yesterday . . . and it made me die a little inside :(
     
  10. Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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    I wasn't trying to be funny. :(
     
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    I hope that isn't true . I used to think the publishers clearing house coming to your house with a million dollar check was fake. Until my cousin actually won it . So my chances at that are probably non existant but mass millions is stil a possibility for me.
     
  12. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    :csad:
     
  13. DV8 Band Loser

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    no, I was responding to Malice's post above yours . . . you narcissist :o
     
  14. Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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    Well sorry. :cmad:

    I'll go cut myself now.
     
  15. SoulManX The Inspector!

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    Wow that is great...congrads:woot:
     
  16. DV8 Band Loser

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    go cut KD instead . . . he's the one that put me in this mood :heart:
     
  17. hammy American Ham

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    :lmao:

    And anyway, if J'Lo's mom could win, you could still win, Malice. :up: (but it's unlikely)
     
  18. Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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    I'll send my posse after him in a lil' while.
     
  19. DV8 Band Loser

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    heh . . . posse; ***** . . . both would put the fear in him pretty good :D
     
  20. PLAS Registered

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    I never play the lottery because I never win
     
  21. DV8 Band Loser

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    and you never will with that kind of attitude, mister. :o :D
     
  22. GoldenAgeHero Registered

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    don't worry, they'll be broke. people who have won the lotto always end up blowing it away.
     
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    They get over a million a year for 26 years.
    I'd be impressed if they blew over a million a year, every year for 26 years.
     
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    I watch Brewster's Millions and afterwards ponder about how I would spend 30 million dollars faster than he did.

    Then I realize I'm driving and I try my hardest not to kill anybody.
     

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