I have proof...it reallys happens!

[Malice]

I have wondered for years if the Lotto was for real.

Well, I have proof.

My wife's best friend won the Mega-Millions in Texas.

She and her Fiancee are now earning 1.2 million a year for 26 years.
Just to reiterate, they are EACH earning 1.2 million....

Man, how I hate her.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You're a thread-makin' ma-SHAYNE!

Also, try loving her.

 

[DV8]

I have wondered for years if the Lotto was for real.

Well, I have proof.

My wife's best friend won the Mega-Millions in Texas.

She and her Fiancee are now earning 1.2 million a year for 26 years.
Just to reiterate, they are EACH earning 1.2 million....

Man, how I hate her.

I bet you really regret not calling her back after sleeping w/ her that one time in a drunken stupor

 

[Malice]

I bet you really regret not calling her back after sleeping w/ her that one time in a drunken stupor

Um...never slept with her...
My wife would have killed me.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Wow, I didn't even know people thought the lotto didn't exist.

 

[DV8]

^it was a poor attempt at humor

 

[Malice]

The sad part is, now that I know someone that won, I cant ever win...the universe is cruel.

 

[JP]

Now all your friends will start winning millions while God sits back and laughs at you.

 

[DV8]

this thread is ironic to me because I watched like 3 of those "Lottery changed my life" shows yesterday . . . and it made me die a little inside

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

^it was a poor attempt at humor

I wasn't trying to be funny.

 

[bullets]

The sad part is, now that I know someone that won, I cant ever win...the universe is cruel.

I hope that isn't true . I used to think the publishers clearing house coming to your house with a million dollar check was fake. Until my cousin actually won it . So my chances at that are probably non existant but mass millions is stil a possibility for me.

 

[Immortalfire]

The sad part is, now that I know someone that won, I cant ever win...the universe is cruel.

 

[DV8]

I wasn't trying to be funny.

no, I was responding to Malice's post above yours . . . you narcissist

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

no, I was responding to Malice's post above yours . . . you narcissist

Well sorry.

I'll go cut myself now.

 

[SoulManX]

Wow that is great...congradst:

 

[DV8]

Well sorry.

I'll go cut myself now.

go cut KD instead . . . he's the one that put me in this mood

 

[hammy]

Now all your friends will start winning millions while God sits back and laughs at you.

And anyway, if J'Lo's mom could win, you could still win, Malice. (but it's unlikely)

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

go cut KD instead . . . he's the one that put me in this mood

I'll send my posse after him in a lil' while.

 

[DV8]

I'll send my posse after him in a lil' while.

heh . . . posse; ***** . . . both would put the fear in him pretty good

 

[PLAS]

I never play the lottery because I never win

 

[DV8]

I never play the lottery because I never win

and you never will with that kind of attitude, mister.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

don't worry, they'll be broke. people who have won the lotto always end up blowing it away.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Mike Tyson?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

don't worry, they'll be broke. people who have won the lotto always end up blowing it away.

They get over a million a year for 26 years.
I'd be impressed if they blew over a million a year, every year for 26 years.

 

[knowsbleed]

They get over a million a year for 26 years.
I'd be impressed if they blew over a million a year, every year for 26 years.

I watch Brewster's Millions and afterwards ponder about how I would spend 30 million dollars faster than he did.

Then I realize I'm driving and I try my hardest not to kill anybody.