I have proof...it reallys happens!

You're a thread-makin' ma-SHAYNE!

Also, try loving her.

 

I bet you really regret not calling her back after sleeping w/ her that one time in a drunken stupor

 

Wow, I didn't even know people thought the lotto didn't exist.

 

^it was a poor attempt at humor

 

Now all your friends will start winning millions while God sits back and laughs at you.

 

this thread is ironic to me because I watched like 3 of those "Lottery changed my life" shows yesterday . . . and it made me die a little inside

 

I wasn't trying to be funny.

 

I hope that isn't true . I used to think the publishers clearing house coming to your house with a million dollar check was fake. Until my cousin actually won it . So my chances at that are probably non existant but mass millions is stil a possibility for me.

 

no, I was responding to Malice's post above yours . . . you narcissist

 

Well sorry.

I'll go cut myself now.

 

Wow that is great...congradst:

 

go cut KD instead . . . he's the one that put me in this mood :heart:

 

And anyway, if J'Lo's mom could win, you could still win, Malice. (but it's unlikely)

 

I'll send my posse after him in a lil' while.

 

heh . . . posse; ***** . . . both would put the fear in him pretty good

 

I never play the lottery because I never win

 

and you never will with that kind of attitude, mister.

 

don't worry, they'll be broke. people who have won the lotto always end up blowing it away.

 

Mike Tyson?

 

They get over a million a year for 26 years.
I'd be impressed if they blew over a million a year, every year for 26 years.

 

I watch Brewster's Millions and afterwards ponder about how I would spend 30 million dollars faster than he did.

Then I realize I'm driving and I try my hardest not to kill anybody.