I have proof...it reallys happens!

Malice

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I have wondered for years if the Lotto was for real.

Well, I have proof.

My wife's best friend won the Mega-Millions in Texas.

She and her Fiancee are now earning 1.2 million a year for 26 years.
Just to reiterate, they are EACH earning 1.2 million....

Man, how I hate her.
;)
 
I have wondered for years if the Lotto was for real.

Well, I have proof.

My wife's best friend won the Mega-Millions in Texas.

She and her Fiancee are now earning 1.2 million a year for 26 years.
Just to reiterate, they are EACH earning 1.2 million....

Man, how I hate her.
;)

I bet you really regret not calling her back after sleeping w/ her that one time in a drunken stupor :o :D
 
I bet you really regret not calling her back after sleeping w/ her that one time in a drunken stupor :o :D

Um...never slept with her...
My wife would have killed me.
 
Wow, I didn't even know people thought the lotto didn't exist. :(
 
^it was a poor attempt at humor :(
 
The sad part is, now that I know someone that won, I cant ever win...the universe is cruel.
 
Now all your friends will start winning millions while God sits back and laughs at you. :(
 
this thread is ironic to me because I watched like 3 of those "Lottery changed my life" shows yesterday . . . and it made me die a little inside :(
 
The sad part is, now that I know someone that won, I cant ever win...the universe is cruel.



I hope that isn't true . I used to think the publishers clearing house coming to your house with a million dollar check was fake. Until my cousin actually won it . So my chances at that are probably non existant but mass millions is stil a possibility for me.
 
Now all your friends will start winning millions while God sits back and laughs at you. :(

:lmao:

And anyway, if J'Lo's mom could win, you could still win, Malice. :up: (but it's unlikely)
 
I never play the lottery because I never win
 
don't worry, they'll be broke. people who have won the lotto always end up blowing it away.
 
They get over a million a year for 26 years.
I'd be impressed if they blew over a million a year, every year for 26 years.

I watch Brewster's Millions and afterwards ponder about how I would spend 30 million dollars faster than he did.

Then I realize I'm driving and I try my hardest not to kill anybody.
 

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