I just got in a huge car accident! My Mercedes is totaled!

[twylight]

So you would rather have your face slam against the WHEEL OR THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD...than hit the airbag? Can't agrue with that logic, skippy.

Holy..

So this huge 18 wheller trys to get into our lane without even looking, so this car has to slam on its breaks in order to not frigign die. so the car behind them SMASHES into the back and the driver didnt have a seatbelt n n smashed into the windshield he sok though. so there I am right behind them , going 75 mph and i obvi slam on my breaks but still crash into them, and the guy behind me then hits me! thankfully all i have is a headache, but the guy in the windshield i sin the hospital!

now my cars is totaled-picture this only black n with hotter rims

the guy from the wind shield is in the hospital with a concussionb, and im have no car and no food(i was going to taco bell). what a bad night!

Did anyone die?

No?

Then stop complaining.
Believe me it could have been worse.

 

[War Lord]

Holy..




Did anyone die?

No?

Then stop complaining.
Believe me it could have been worse.

He's mourning over his baby.

 

[twylight]

Yes well, there are more important things than his 'baby'.

 

[Master Chief]

Well, you kind of prioritize importance based on the situation.

So you would rather have your face slam against the WHEEL OR THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD...than hit the airbag? Can't agrue with that logic, skippy.

Well. If I survive, I'll be a certified badass. If not then well. I'd wish there were some damn airbags to punch me in the face.

 

[War Lord]

Yes well, there are more important things than his 'baby'.

Her baby?

 

[twylight]

Her baby?

Is it a her?

I'm never around the community anymore..sue me.

Will you be her lawyer? Because I'd love to work out a deal with you.

 

[Master Chief]

I think Excel is actually a guy. And Jonty was just making a joke.

 

[War Lord]

Is it a her?

I'm never around the community anymore..sue me.

Will you be her lawyer? Because I'd love to work out a deal with you.

 

[War Lord]

I think Excel is actually a guy. And Jonty was just making a joke.

A car is always a her or a baby.

 

[Master Chief]

I'm sooo confused. K, I'll leave you guyses to flirt with each other with law speak and stuff.

 

[twylight]

*pokes his eyes back in*

A car is always a her or a baby.

My first Truck was a guy..and his name was Dwayne.

RIP Dwayne.

The one I have now is Dinah. She's a champagne color with black sparkle pinstripes.

 

[Tangled Web]

snooch to the nooch!

 

[Excel]

everybodys fine i saw the guy in the hospital this morning. wont even need plastic surgery just a scaron his forehead.

 

[warpdrive]

glad your okay and the other person as well.......but your insurance will go through the roof. I think it is so messed up that the insurance companies raise their prices when you make a mistake on the road!!

 

[War Lord]

everybodys fine i saw the guy in the hospital this morning. wont even need plastic surgery just a scaron his forehead.

I'm sure he'll be up and around in no time at all.

To see his lawyer.

 

[Excel]

yeah that sucks.............my stepdad pays my insurance though

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I'm sure he'll be up and around in no time at all.

To see his lawyer.

Wrong to laugh, but its funny. I laugh anyway.





and yeah man, that sucks about your car

 

[LEX]

You're alive. You're posting. Good. No big, then. Be thankful you didn't break your neck.

 

[jaguarr]

How come airbags seem to hurt people a lot?

Because they sit too close to them, that's why. That's what they get for having stubby little legs.

jag

 

[redmarvel]

Glad to read that you're all right.

Sorry about your car.

Young Drivers has the following advice on how to avoid this in the future:

1. Maintain a safe following distance of 2-3 seconds in the city, 3-4 on the highway and 4-5 on an onramp. (It takes 1 second to move your foot from your gas pedal to your brake pedal)
2. Maintain a stagger (an empty area to the right or left of your vehicle for you to dodge into in case of problems ahead). If unable to maintain a stagger, increase your following distance.

If you had done 1 and 2 you could have avoided being involved in the collision by dodging into your stagger from your safe following distance.

 

[Excel]

i was like 20 feet behind her, i wad goin 75 n he slammed on his breaks.

 

[War Lord]

i was like 20 feet behind her, i wad goin 75 n he slammed on his breaks.

At 75 mph, being 2 to 4 seconds behind is about 110 to 220 feet.

 

[pinkfloydstarr]

Well at least you're OK...that car can always be replaced...thank goodness!

yeah well look at me.....

IM HELBOY NOW!!!!!!!!

 

[Excel]

well maybe mor elike 10-15 feet, were close but not that close. again i was able to stop enough to not kill anyone, but istill hit her hard enough total my car.

 

[warpdrive]

Glad to read that you're all right.

Sorry about your car.

Young Drivers has the following advice on how to avoid this in the future:

1. Maintain a safe following distance of 2-3 seconds in the city, 3-4 on the highway and 4-5 on an onramp. (It takes 1 second to move your foot from your gas pedal to your brake pedal)
2. Maintain a stagger (an empty area to the right or left of your vehicle for you to dodge into in case of problems ahead). If unable to maintain a stagger, increase your following distance.

If you had done 1 and 2 you could have avoided being involved in the collision by dodging into your stagger from your safe following distance.

thx for the reminder, I've been driving for less than a year