I just got stabbed what should I do?

[Darthphere]

No, I really don't.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

but if they didn't post those threads, how would they fill their attention ****ing quota?

 

[SuperMonkey]

I remember I once posted a thread (under a different user name) a couple years ago titled something like "My neighbor's van is on fire! Holy ****!"






























I eventually called 911

 

[Darthphere]

but if they didn't post those threads, how would they fill their attention ****ing quota?

Can't you just ban them?

 

[Immortalfire]

Jag, I have a lump on my right testicle, should I get it checked out?

Make a thread about it. I'm sure someone on the Hype will know what to do.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Can't you just ban them?

yes, yes I can

 

[Darthphere]

yes, yes I can

You and me Dew, we can be a great team.

 

[SapphirePrima]

I was cutting up potatoes and I cut my finger, what should I do?

 

[Darthphere]

French fries.

 

[Nirvana]

"So me and this (real) girl were fooling around/kissing and she started to undo my belt, I immediately left and logged on the Hype cause I need advice, what should I do?"

 

[amazingfantasy15]

"So me and this (real) girl were fooling around/kissing and she started to undo my belt, I immediately left and logged on the Hype cause I need advice, what should I do?"

Go to a porn site and pleasure yourself, those real girls are nothing but trouble.

 

[The Apocalypse]

"So me and this (real) girl were fooling around/kissing and she started to undo my belt, I immediately left and logged on the Hype cause I need advice, what should I do?"

Sadly, this has probably happened on a message board.

 

[Darthphere]

No, I'm sure it happened here once.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I just posted in this thread. What should I do?

 

[Prison Mike]

"I just shot a hooker and she's bleeding right now on my bed. She's watching me type this on my laptop. What should I do?"

 

[Darthphere]

"I just shot a hooker and she's bleeding right now on my bed. She's watching me type this on my laptop. What should I do?"

Finish the job, this goes for the hooker as well.

 

[SuperMonkey]

Does anyone else remember.

"I just burnt my girlfriend's **** by pouring molten butter down it. And I really need to lose my virginity. Should I give her another GameBoy game so we can ****?"?





























Best. Thread. Ever. [/ComicBookGuy]

 

[Prison Mike]

Finish the job, this goes for the hooker as well.

done. *goes to bury the body*

 

[Untilteld]

Hi, I'm Darthphere you may know me from the Superherohype boards and if you don't, go **** yourself, just kidding...not really. Are you tired of threads with titles such as these:

My neighbor's car is being stolen what should I do?

Someone broke into my house, should I press charges?

I have a giant wart on my leg, should I see a doctor?

Then you are not alone people of the Hype. I have grown more and more disturbed by these threads which ask common sense questions that have common sense answers. So next time you're facing a debilitating physical impairment, some type of illness and have been the victim or witnessed a crime, please, don't make a thread about it asking us what to do, just do it.

Thank you, and have a good night.

:slowclapprogessesintolargeaudienceclap:

 

[The Lizard]

Kids these days don't know how to handle everyday things without the help of the internet.

The kids should know that a messageboard isn't the way to go. For immediate feedback to your stabbing predicament, you need to hop on your Twitter account and tweet out your request for advice as you bleed to death.

 

[Darthphere]

Kids, listen to the rap music.

 

[vindrow]

Well damn, here is was looking forward to reading the grisly details of Darth being stabbed, way to ruin my day

 

[Asteroid-Man]

So what was the point of this goddamn thread? For you to rant? Yes, a much better thread then "My neighbor broke into my house..." At least with that thread there's an answer.... the answer of sarcastic and smart-ass remarks to screw with the thread starter. With this thread... what do you want me to say? Well you ended it with thank you so I guess the only sensible response is...

You're welcome.

 

[Arcturus]

Hi, I'm Darthphere you may know me from the Superherohype boards and if you don't, go **** yourself, just kidding...not really. Are you tired of threads with titles such as these:

My neighbor's car is being stolen what should I do?

Someone broke into my house, should I press charges?

I have a giant wart on my leg, should I see a doctor?

Then you are not alone people of the Hype. I have grown more and more disturbed by these threads which ask common sense questions that have common sense answers. So next time you're facing a debilitating physical impairment, some type of illness and have been the victim or witnessed a crime, please, don't make a thread about it asking us what to do, just do it.

Thank you, and have a good night.

Well said, Darthphere. I couldn't agree more.

 

[Darthphere]

So what was the point of this goddamn thread? For you to rant? Yes, a much better thread then "My neighbor broke into my house..." At least with that thread there's an answer.... the answer of sarcastic and smart-ass remarks to screw with the thread starter. With this thread... what do you want me to say? Well you ended it with thank you so I guess the only sensible response is...

You're welcome.

Look dude, I know that you got ****ed over on the evolutionary ladder and that you being a product of inbreeding makes you this ******ed, but please just shut the **** up. Seriously, go back to the trailer and fire up the grill on that roadkill you picked up earlier.