I just saw a commercial for Scientology...

[Wiseman]

When did they start advertising?

 

[enterthemadness]

When did they start advertising?

They should make a action video game based on their so-called religion. It be as exiciting as their religion *rim shot*

 

[chaseter]

Xenu approves of this thread.

 

[Paradyme]

They should make a action video game based on their so-called religion. It be as exiciting as their religion *rim shot*

Would it involve you trying to escape their facility and then eventually confronting Xenu?

 

[chaseter]

I imagine the game would be like Ghostbusters in which you carry around an E-meter and you zap alien ghosts and then ultimately fight Xenu.

The cast of characters could be Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Will Smith.

 

[Wiseman]

I just signed up for free books and information so they have my home address now. If I'm not around in a couple weeks, I've been kidnapped

 

[chaseter]

The E-meter readings are strong in you young Cruiseawan.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I just signed up for free books and information so they have my home address now. If I'm not around in a couple weeks, I've been kidnapped

You must scan ever single word and image in this, so we can pick it up over like the silly ****nards they are.

 

[enterthemadness]

Would it involve you trying to escape their facility and then eventually confronting Xenu?

...let's go with that idea....

 

[enterthemadness]

I just signed up for free books and information so they have my home address now. If I'm not around in a couple weeks, I've been kidnapped

Won't miss you

 

[bunk]

Back before Scientology, I used to see commercials for Dianetics frequently. Never seen Scientology ads though.

 

[bunk]

Back before Scientology, I used to see commercials for Dianetics frequently. Never seen Scientology ads though.

 

[bored]

I used to see adds for "Dianetics" all the time.

 

[VampElvis]

Actually they, or rather their front groups like Narconon, recruit through advertising all the time, especially on the radio.

 

[Wiseman]

I must just have blinders on to the world then

 

[Darthphere]

They show a whole lot of their commercials on Bravo.

 

[Majic Walrus]

They should make a action video game based on their so-called religion. It be as exiciting as their religion *rim shot*

I'm pretty sure that it's called Mass Effect.

Seriously though... They have commercials, Sarah Palin, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, it's only a matter of time before they just take over.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

when the hell did will smith become one, i thought it was never confirmed

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I'm so getting my Xenu figure. Wave 2 comes out next month.

 

[Timstuff]

Scientology is in damage control, and is desperate to re-paint their image with the public methinks. Too bad for them the internet isn't going away any time soon.

 

[knowsbleed]

Scientology. I had sex with Scientology one time... I knocked Scientology up, it ate it's own baby and it freaked me out so I decided to move on to having sex with Catholicism. Now I'm not getting any but I am getting hit on by Catholicism's creepy uncle who wears a black and white collar.

 

[Drakon]

I'm so getting my Xenu figure. Wave 2 comes out next month.

That's actually kinda badass.

 

[Fresh Prince]

Tom Cruise and John travolta are one of the membwers of scientology.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Scientology. I had sex with Scientology one time... I knocked Scientology up, it ate it's own baby and it freaked me out so I decided to move on to having sex with Catholicism. Now I'm not getting any but I am getting hit on by Catholicism's creepy uncle who wears a black and white collar.

you should try Buddhism, nobody really likes the fat ones, but they really are the best lovers.

 

[Wiseman]

you should try Buddhism, nobody really likes the fat ones, but they really are the best lovers.

Richard Gere is a buddhist, I'd bang him right up the gerbil hole