I know someone with superpowers!

[chaseter]

Okay fine I will confess my powers. Whenever I get near some street lamps and lights that flicker in my house, they either turn on or off. My watch batteries drain pretty fast and I broke 3 computers while I was in high school at the computer lab.

 

[chaseter]

Dude! Me too! We should start a team. But it would be a very awkward team.

The Amazing Eric Tions and his side kick Hugh J. *****.

 

[Darthphere]

Okay fine I will confess my powers. Whenever I get near some street lamps and lights that flicker in my house, they either turn on or off. My watch batteries drain pretty fast and I broke 3 computers while I was in high school at the computer lab.

That just makes you Jack Black in Be Kind Rewind.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I want the power of flight, so I can s&^% on people as I fly over them.

 

[Darthphere]

I want the power of flight, so I can s&^% on people as I fly over them.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I want the power of flight, so I can s&^% on people as I fly over them.

Will your **** bring luck? Like bird ****?

 

[chaseter]

That just makes you Jack Black in Be Kind Rewind.

You can be Mos Def!

 

[Shemtov]

Update: Turns out it was a trick, using the powers of suggestion.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

I can type with my fingers. Beat that.

 

[Gotham Knight]

Update: Turns out it was a trick, using the powers of suggestion.

It took you 2 years to find out?!

 

[Mr.Webs]

Update: Everyone already knew that.

 

[Spider-Fan83]

you should sign him up to be on that, Stan Lee's: Superhumans, show...

 

[Erzengel]

Update: Turns out it was a trick, using the powers of suggestion.

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I can make your face hurt. Come here and walk into my fist.

 

[Shemtov]

It took you 2 years to find out?!

I didn't talk to them about it in 2 years.

 

[Mac_Hine]

I saw a segment on 60 minutes where 6 people in the world (so far) had autobiographical memory and they could remember everything that's happened to them. That's sort of a super power. I don't know if I'd want that though.

 

[Erzengel]

And notice that most of them minus Marilu Henner were single?

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Link or it didn't happen!

 

[Immortalfire]

I can make pizza disappear.

 

[Erzengel]

Link or it didn't happen!

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7166313n