I now know what hurts the most.

[Bat Attack]

Robitussin...*Pukes*

 

[Honey Vibe]

I woke up at 5:30 AM this morning with stomach pains.
I waited about 3 hourse, but the pain wouldn't go away so I went to the doctor and they checked me out. After I had been there for about 2 hours they did a test and found out that I had kidney stones.

The doctor said that the pain I was feeling was a lot like the pain of childbirth. So now I now that giving birth hurts a lot more then getting kicked in the nuts.

Be glad you didn't wake up and find out you were havin' a baby.

 

[Strange]

Robitussin...*Pukes*

It cures aids but since people don't like the taste....

 

[Bat Attack]

I really can't take the stuff when I'm sick. It tastes bad and the texture of it makes more sick, blech!

 

[ElectroFlare]

Wow...i can't believe no one commented on a twisted testicle...

 

[tzarinna]

Wow...i can't believe no one commented on a twisted testicle...

I thought about it, but I figured someone would do it better justice.

 

[user123456789]

I woke up at 5:30 AM this morning with stomach pains.
I waited about 3 hourse, but the pain wouldn't go away so I went to the doctor and they checked me out. After I had been there for about 2 hours they did a test and found out that I had kidney stones.

The doctor said that the pain I was feeling was a lot like the pain of childbirth. So now I now that giving birth hurts a lot more then getting kicked in the nuts.

F-IN HILARIOUS!

 

[ElectroFlare]

I thought about it, but I figured someone would do it better justice.

Well, damn it, someone make a joke. That freakin' hurt. Especially when he manually untwisted it. Jeez. I was all hopped up on painkillers and you could still here my screams on the other end of the hospital. I really did wish it was kidney stones at that point...

 

[Golden-Age Hero]

Well, damn it, someone make a joke. That freakin' hurt. Especially when he manually untwisted it. Jeez. I was all hopped up on painkillers and you could still here my screams on the other end of the hospital. I really did wish it was kidney stones at that point...

Wow...that sounds...nuts. Get it? Nuts!? ...

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Oh god man, Im so damn sorry........the thought of having to pee out little jagged pebbles makes me cringe

Sorry man, good look to you and your wiener hole

 

[Da Docta]

I woke up at 5:30 AM this morning with stomach pains.
I waited about 3 hourse, but the pain wouldn't go away so I went to the doctor and they checked me out. After I had been there for about 2 hours they did a test and found out that I had kidney stones.

The doctor said that the pain I was feeling was a lot like the pain of childbirth. So now I now that giving birth hurts a lot more then getting kicked in the nuts.

Autistic, Autistic, Autistic!

 

[The Last Meatbag]

A neighbor of mine who had given birth said that the pain of kidney stones was pretty damn bad, and that she almost passed out

 

[Lackey]

can ladies get kidney stones

if there are any ladies on the hype that have given birth and passed kidney stones, can you please clear up which one is worse

I have an aunt who has kids and has had kidney stones, she said the kidney stones were much more painful.

 

[Da Docta]

passerby loses, then. Your logic sux!!!

 

[Lackey]

I woke up at 5:30 AM this morning with stomach pains.
I waited about 3 hourse, but the pain wouldn't go away so I went to the doctor and they checked me out. After I had been there for about 2 hours they did a test and found out that I had kidney stones.

The doctor said that the pain I was feeling was a lot like the pain of childbirth. So now I now that giving birth hurts a lot more then getting kicked in the nuts.

I had kidney stones once, but I didn't want to pay to go to the doctor so I just drove down to a dairy farm and stuck a milk pump on me... sucked that stone right out

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I had kidney stones about a week before I had my son, so I can give you a definitive answer. The kidney stones were a longer lasting incessant pain, while giving birth was more intense for a shorter length of time.

However, 3 1/2 days later my son died, so all the physical pain became meaningless.

 

[passerby]

passerby loses, then. Your logic sux!!!

Why are you so cruel?

 

[Da Docta]

I'm not cruel, the truth just hurts.

 

[passerby]

What was I wrong about?

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Me, personally, no, but my late step-father did. Served him right.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

However, 3 1/2 days later my son died, so all the physical pain became meaningless.

That bites. Sorry for your loss.

 

[redmarvel]

However, 3 1/2 days later my son died, so all the physical pain became meaningless.

That's awful. That would be the worst pain of all.