I think we need to make sharks deadlier.

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I mean really, I've never been purposefully swimming around a shark, but look at all those shark movies out there, and they're measly hunting abilities, and then look at look at all those movies from the Asylum. We get two-headed sharks, sand sharks, land sharks, sharktopi, sharks able to ride tornados. When the Megalodon died out, nature gave up on the shark species and I think we need to fix this. Get on it science!
 
hmmm.....I'm thinking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads...
 
hmmm.....I'm thinking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads...

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I mean really, I've never been purposefully swimming around a shark, but look at all those shark movies out there, and they're measly hunting abilities, and then look at look at all those movies from the Asylum. We get two-headed sharks, sand sharks, land sharks, sharktopi, sharks able to ride tornados. When the Megalodon died out, nature gave up on the shark species and I think we need to fix this. Get on it science!



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I reckon dolphins should be scarier. I reckon they're the bullies of the sea. You know they grab a bunch of their mates and kill the odd great white not for food or territory but for the lols
 
Hedge fund sharks. They will destroy the world economy, and feast on our bodies when we reduced to harvesting plankton for food.
 
I reckon dolphins should be scarier. I reckon they're the bullies of the sea. You know they grab a bunch of their mates and kill the odd great white not for food or territory but for the lols

This is true. And the best part is that dolphins don't f*** with humans. Win-win.

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I completely forgot the Dinoshark! A much deadlier combo than any of the animals that may have swum in the prehistoric oceans, rivaled only by Megalodon. Then give it implants to shoot laser beams from its eyes.
 
I was thinking sharks with chainsaw teeth. Instead of just the ripping and tearing they chainsaw it apart instead. They should also have a huge roar when they attack.
 
So like the thing from James and the Giant Peach?
 
I've never seen that. I was thinking like the B movies about sharks where they have them roar or those really stupid nature videos on youtube where the insects all roar and scream when they attack.
 
I completely forgot the Dinoshark! A much deadlier combo than any of the animals that may have swum in the prehistoric oceans, rivaled only by Megalodon. Then give it implants to shoot laser beams from its eyes.

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I've never seen that. I was thinking like the B movies about sharks where they have them roar or those really stupid nature videos on youtube where the insects all roar and scream when they attack.
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