I would "x" if "y"

[knowsbleed]

Very simple...but very thought stimulating...potentially.


I would ___________ if __________. Fill in the blanks.


I would post in the lounge more
IF... it felt more like a place for good conversation instead of like an AOL chatroom.

I would pay more attention to the CNN/various news shows/websites
IF... the top news stories contained less Brittney/Kanye and more things that affected MY life

I would stop drinking caffeine
IF... I could inject it intravenously.

I'd pick on JAL more
IF... hell, if nothing. That's the only thing the lounge has going for it.

I'd spend less time on SHH
IF... someone would pry my vice like grip away from my laptop and slit my throat.


partake and enlighten/shock us.

 

[Halcohol]

I would be more actively trying to start a relationship
IF... I wasn't so busy and was able to give her the time she deserves.

I would spend more time posting socially here and other places
IF... it didn't feel like I had to impress the cheerleaders and football team.

 

[SuBe]

I would respond to silly thread like this
IF... it had any real meaning in my life.

I take that back!

 

[Lord Valumart]

I would explode
IF...i was straped to some form of explosive device when it exploded

 

[Alexia Dark]

I would move to New York City
IF... I had a hope in hell of getting cast in show without going to college first

 

[William_C]

I would have stayed in Tucson
IF... I'd have stopped cutting class

I'd drop out of college right now
IF... I had 2 million dollars coming my way

 

[Matt Murdock]

I would kill every person on the Exeter, NH Highschool football team
IF... I knew how to build a homemade explosive.

 

[Lord Valumart]

I would kill every person on the Exeter, NH Highschool football team
IF... I knew how to build a homemade explosive.

i do...

 

[The Evolutionist]

I would move to New York City
IF... I had a hope in hell of getting cast in show without going to college first

That's a good decision. If I had had any idea of how much I didn't know about acting before college, the thought wouldn't even have crossed my mind.

Oh

and I would post in this thread in this format
...if I could think of something funny to say.

 

[Majik1387]

I would x your y if you would y my x.
IF you understand what I'm talking about.

 

[Electrix]

I would take part in this thread
...if I wanted to increase my post count

 

[TBadora]

I would have watched UFC 78
IF... Bisping wasn't in it

 

[tzarinna]

I would so pack my bags and move out of the country if I wasn't so chicken ****.......and a procrastinator......and lazy as ****.

 

[knowsbleed]

I would goto sleep IF...

I didn't read that damn zombie book just a little while ago

 

[Joker]

I would kill every last one of you
IF I had your names, addresses, and a nice sharp knife

I would go to a psychiatrist
IF I wasnt the only sane one in a world full of lunatics

 

[Cylon]

I would be more actively trying to start a relationship
IF... I wasn't so busy and was able to give her the time she deserves.

 

[Halcohol]

I'mma gonna get you. And make you eat poutine.

 

[JP]

I would eat if fat.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I would sleep but I can't.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

I'll just happily wait for JAL to reply I would bang Alba if only she'd let me.

Oh come on you know it's only a matter of time.

 

[knowsbleed]

I would bang Alba IF...

she didn't have such flat buns

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I would bang Alba IF...

I didn't have to hear about JAL mind-banging her every five minutes.

 

[musclesforsupes]

I would GIGAN, if i was WILHELM.

 

[knowsbleed]

I would TAKE YOU COKES
if...I were Spoons.