I would "x" if "y"

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  1. knowsbleed Registered

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    Very simple...but very thought stimulating...potentially.


    I would ___________ if __________. Fill in the blanks.


    I would post in the lounge more
    IF... it felt more like a place for good conversation instead of like an AOL chatroom.

    I would pay more attention to the CNN/various news shows/websites
    IF... the top news stories contained less Brittney/Kanye and more things that affected MY life

    I would stop drinking caffeine
    IF... I could inject it intravenously.

    I'd pick on JAL more
    IF... hell, if nothing. That's the only thing the lounge has going for it.

    I'd spend less time on SHH
    IF... someone would pry my vice like grip away from my laptop and slit my throat.


    partake and enlighten/shock us.
     
  2. Halcohol Suit up

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    I would be more actively trying to start a relationship
    IF... I wasn't so busy and was able to give her the time she deserves.

    I would spend more time posting socially here and other places
    IF... it didn't feel like I had to impress the cheerleaders and football team.
     
  3. SuBe Voluntaryist

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    I would respond to silly thread like this
    IF... it had any real meaning in my life.

    I take that back!
     
  4. Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon

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    I would explode
    IF...i was straped to some form of explosive device when it exploded
     
  5. Alexia Dark Warrior Princess

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    I would move to New York City
    IF... I had a hope in hell of getting cast in show without going to college first
     
  6. William_C StylelessKnave

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    I would have stayed in Tucson
    IF... I'd have stopped cutting class

    I'd drop out of college right now
    IF... I had 2 million dollars coming my way
     
  7. Matt Murdock Registered

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    I would kill every person on the Exeter, NH Highschool football team
    IF... I knew how to build a homemade explosive.
     
  8. Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon

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    i do...
     
  9. The Evolutionist Registered

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    That's a good decision. If I had had any idea of how much I didn't know about acting before college, the thought wouldn't even have crossed my mind.

    Oh

    and I would post in this thread in this format
    ...if I could think of something funny to say.
     
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    I would x your y if you would y my x.
    IF you understand what I'm talking about.
     
  11. Electrix Registered

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    I would take part in this thread
    ...if I wanted to increase my post count
     
  12. TBadora Registered

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    I would have watched UFC 78
    IF... Bisping wasn't in it
     
  13. tzarinna Mamochka

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    I would so pack my bags and move out of the country if I wasn't so chicken ****.......and a procrastinator......and lazy as ****. :csad:
     
  14. knowsbleed Registered

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    I would goto sleep IF...

    I didn't read that damn zombie book just a little while ago :(
     
  15. Joker Registered

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    I would kill every last one of you
    IF I had your names, addresses, and a nice sharp knife :cmad:

    I would go to a psychiatrist
    IF I wasnt the only sane one in a world full of lunatics :o
     
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  17. Halcohol Suit up

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    I'mma gonna get you. And make you eat poutine.
     
  18. JP Smelly

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    I would eat if fat.
     
  19. The Amazing Lee Don't call me chicken!

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    I would sleep but I can't. :o
     
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    I'll just happily wait for JAL to reply I would bang Alba if only she'd let me.

    Oh come on you know it's only a matter of time.
     
  21. knowsbleed Registered

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    I would bang Alba IF...

    she didn't have such flat buns
     
  22. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    I would bang Alba IF...

    I didn't have to hear about JAL mind-banging her every five minutes. :down
     
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    I would GIGAN, if i was WILHELM.
     
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    I would TAKE YOU COKES
    if...I were Spoons.
     

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