If you could hire a voice over guy for one day.

[enterthemadness]

If you could hire any voice over guy for one day...what would you have him do and why?

I would hire the guy that does the voice over for TNA PPV's and other TNA Wrestling stuff. I just like his voice. Makes the product seem more epic and better than it is. It would be cool if I could hire him for one day when I became a screenwriter. I'd go to film festival where my movie would be screening at...and he would say:

He is a screenwriter. He has a love for the business that is unraveled by any other writer in the business today. He is on a mission to get rid of the cliche things in horror movies today. When he writes...he doesn't do it for the money...he does it because he likes to do it. Although the fame and money is very nice. He puts his heart and soul into screenwriting...he is *insert name here*.

 

[November Rain]

are animated voice actors allowed in this thread?

 

[SpideyInATree]

I'd use a voice over guy to announce everything that I did.

"SpideyInATree approaches the toilet, pulls out his wang, and begins URINATION! Look at the stream he has. It's coming out at a good rate of speed, signaling that he does not have any prostate problems. Now he's doing a couple jiggles to get the excess urine from his body...yes, he's complete. But...he forgot to put the toilet seat down."

 

[enterthemadness]

I'd use a voice over guy to announce everything that I did.

"SpideyInATree approaches the toilet, pulls out his wang, and begins URINATION! Look at the stream he has. It's coming out at a good rate of speed, signaling that he does not have any prostate problems. Now he's doing a couple jiggles to get the excess urine from his body...yes, he's complete. But...he forgot to put the toilet seat down."

classic.

 

[enterthemadness]

are animated voice actors allowed in this thread?

No, but since I only said voice over guys...they count too. So yes, animated voice over people are allowed because I forgot to say no.

 

[TEDDY]

Samuel L. Jackson. I'd have him just follow me arround and narrate my entire day as only Sam Jackson could.

Jackson: "Once again, TEDDY continued his MOTHER ****ING quest to save the MOTHER ****ING TEDDYS! Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON YOU! MOTHER ****ING TEDDY!!!"

 

[Drakon]

How about voiceover women?

 

[Fran]

I want the dude who does the previews/voiceover for Comedy Central

 

[Hudson]

How about voiceover women?

Xrated women voice overs?

also I would want David Hayter in his gravelly voice.

 

[TEDDY]

How about voiceover women?

... OK. But some how Samuel L. Jackson trying to imitate a woman while doing a voice over seems wrong on so many different levels. TEDDY!

 

[Drakon]

No, I'd get Milla Jovovich to do my voiceover. I'd sound infinitely more badass.

 

[TEDDY]

No, I'd get Milla Jovovich to do my voiceover. I'd sound infinitely more badass.

More badass than the guy who got those MOTHER ****ING SNAKES off that MOTHER ****ING PLANE? I think not!

Besides, Sam played Shaft. And Shaft is a bad MOTHA-

*Shut your mouth!*

But I was only talking about Shaft!

*TEDDY can dig it!*

 

[dogwonder78]

Marv Albert

 

[Halcohol]

I'd get Morgan Freeman to do mine.

 

[Drakon]

More badass than the guy who got those MOTHER ****ING SNAKES off that MOTHER ****ING PLANE? I think not!

Besides, Sam played Shaft. And Shaft is a bad MOTHA-

*Shut your mouth!*

But I was only talking about Shaft!

*TEDDY can dig it!*

I assume you never heard Milla sing.

 

[TEDDY]

I assume you never heard Milla sing.

Unless she was the one actually singing during her operatic fight scene in Fifth Element or during the trailers of the lame yet visually cool Ultraviolet, no. (ULTRAVIOLET was a satire about genetically modified Jewish Vampires...who knew?)

But he was Fro-Zone man! FRO-ZONE! TEDDY!

 

[Drakon]

No, that wasn't her singing in Fifth Element. If memory serves, that was actually the Diva herself. And I don't think it was her in the trailers, either, but I don't remember them.

Look up a song called "Rocket Collecting", and watch the commentary on the first Resident Evil movie.

 

[Socrates]

I assume you never heard Milla sing.

Her song on the Underwold OST is actually pretty cool, but I've never heard anything else from her.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Marv Albert

YES!!

 

[Kyalesyin]

I'd get Morgan Freeman to do mine.

Ditto me that. I'd have him narrate what everyone was thinking so I don't have to wonder.

 

[comicgirl]

I'd get Morgan Freeman to do mine.

me too. Him or James Earl Jones, the king of voice actors

 

[raybia]

If you could hire any voice over guy for one day...what would you have him do and why?

I would hire the guy that does the voice over for TNA PPV's and other TNA Wrestling stuff. I just like his voice. Makes the product seem more epic and better than it is. It would be cool if I could hire him for one day when I became a screenwriter. I'd go to film festival where my movie would be screening at...and he would say:

He is a screenwriter. He has a love for the business that is unraveled by any other writer in the business today. He is on a mission to get rid of the cliche things in horror movies today. When he writes...he doesn't do it for the money...he does it because he likes to do it. Although the fame and money is very nice. He puts his heart and soul into screenwriting...he is *insert name here*.

I would hire Lawrence Fishburne.

"Were you listening to me, Raybia? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"

Raybia: Uh...dude, that's my mother.

 

[Hades]

I'd feel creeped out, like I was being watched.


So no.

Why am I replying to this thread?

 

[black_dust]

The trailer voice over guy was on tv the other day, he doesnt look that old but hes been doing it for years!

 

[Master Chief]

I'd hire Childlike Wild to make me some "Raise your self-esteem" tapes.