If you ruled your own country...

[MessiahDecoy123]

what would be the laws?

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

No Irish.

 

[BillyZaned]

No Irish.

ah man.,.. screw you... I didn't want to come toyour country anyways!!!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

No Irish.

 

[BillyZaned]

NO Asians, or people named Nell

 

[Speedball]

Free Pretzels every wednesday, and no one will be intolerant of others people culture... except for the Dutch...

 

[Addendum]

what would be the laws?

I'd get a law passed that would prohibit humans from holding office, and would allow the humans currently holding office to name their successors before their forced resignation. My successor would be a dog and then I would resign.

 

[Speedball]

I'd get a law passed that would prohibit humans from holding office, and would allow the humans currently holding office to name their successors before their forced resignation. My successor would be a dog and then I would resign.

OH!!! I like that one!!! Except my successor would be a Labrador Retriever, and her ladies in waiting would be Lemurs.

 

[Addendum]

OH!!! I like that one!!! Except my successor would be a Labrador Retriever, and her ladies in waiting would be Lemurs.

The reason that I would want that law passed is because I consider government to be absurd. Having animals run a nation would simply embrace the absurdity

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Big breasted Asian women pay no taxes.

There must be more brothels than prisons or schools.

If you bash Donner's Superman you spend a month in prison.

All Wal-Marts and Targets must sell weed, shrooms, and ecstasy.

Elderly people are allowed to do any drug they want.

 

[Speedball]

The reason that I would want that law passed is because I consider government to be absurd. Having animals run a nation would simply embrace the absurdity

I thought of Animal Farm when I read your first post.
People would never attack you, because your ruler is so cute!

 

[Addendum]

Although I can't decide between a beagle, a dachshund or a pug

 

[BillyZaned]

Women have to walk around naked if they are hott.... and where giant Moo Moos if they are not, and a bag over their head

 

[Speedball]

Although I can't decide between a beagle, a dachshund or a pug

A beagle would get annoying and never shut up. A Dachshund would be adorable, but the other leaders might call him a wiener...

 

[SuperFerret]

I'd have one law. What I say, goes.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Can I assume you wanted real answers? Well here are mine.

-Abortions would be legal, but limited
-Marijuana would be legal
-Prostitution would be legal
-There would be no federal, regulated censorship. If parents don't want their kids exposed to something, then it is on them to be parents and teach their kids the difference between right and wrong, and not expose their children to things they don't want them exposed to.

Basically, I would be like America, but all of the issues that we are facing now, I would solve without all of the argument and debate, and with the correct resolution.

 

[ChickenScratch]

No religion. That's about it. I dream of living in a place like Atlas Shrugged's Galt's Gulch, or the TV version called Eureka.

 

[SuBe]

FairTax.

 

[SuBe]

Can I assume you wanted real answers? Well here are mine.

-Abortions would be legal, but limited
-Marijuana would be legal
-Prostitution would be legal
-There would be no federal, regulated censorship. If parents don't want their kids exposed to something, then it is on them to be parents and teach their kids the difference between right and wrong, and not expose their children to things they don't want them exposed to.

Basically, I would be like America, but all of the issues that we are facing now, I would solve without all of the argument and debate, and with the correct resolution.

You are a Libertarian.

 

[[A]]

what would be the laws?

All politicians have 24 hours to leave the country. After that, it's cleaning time.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

You are a Libertarian.

I have been told that.

But I personally affiliate myself with the Democratic party.

 

[Spider-Vader]

All murderers, rapists & pedophiles would be killed...... Then FREE ICE CREAM FOR EVERYONE ELSE!!!!

 

[Sawyer]

1. This would be our national anthem
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2. Wanna commit a crime? Hope you're ready for the chair!
3. No casual fridays or any of that crap...

 

[CashforStash]

1.Everyone must legally own a copy of Jaws

2.Everybody must legally own "Rubber Soul"

3.Everybody must attend a gaming night from 9 PM to 11 PM every friday night.

 

[enterthemadness]

Outside of normal rules for stuff, the only new rules would be...

1. No Billy Zane Fans. (Suck on that BillyZaned )

2. Every Friday would be Disco Night at every bar and nightclub.

3. Every Sunday night would be national streaking Night.

4. This is no 4.

5. My Country would be like a eppy of 30 Rock.

6. Americans, Canadians, and English people get in for FREE on Weekdays and weeknights. Everybody can pay extra to even see my damn place.

7. Facebook is BANNED.

8. Only in my country will the Hype Server be FAST.