Lets Rule the World

I would sleep, eat, and then um.................get on the hype...........then eat and sleep again

 

I wouldnt want to be bothered with running the world and the constant assassination attempts, so I'd just demand a huge estate be built for me in the mountains or along the ocean cost, etc . I'd have servants and wouldnt have to pay taxes. I could go anywhere in the world for no charge. The after all of this is guaranteed, I'd give the world back to its original owners. There would have to be some way for me to make sure that this deal cant be ignored by the new rulers. I guess I'd need to have some trump card.

 

to much work

 

nope.................I guess I could get a faster connection and a better chair........

 

I'd probably enslave everything and lead a totalitarian dictatorship....a few people who I felt were among the betters of society would be invited into my court.

 

First thing.....no more commercials at movie theaters.

 

I'd ride through Times Square, wielding a lightsabre on a giraffe covered in Xmas lights while I wear a Viking helmet and spiderman costume commanding people to do merry jigs in my honor or I would sic my guard bears on them.

 

That too
<------- sweet, Post 1234!

 

Holes in all women's restroom walls, all police officers must dress like Batman, and everyone must have my symbol tattoo'ed on their forehead to show ownership. Those without it will be called rebel scum and shall be hunted down like ****s.

 

Truly, he was destined to rule.

 

If ever you need help in coming to world power, I hope you use all means necessary. You MUST rule.

 

Then we are all in agreement. C. Lee MUST RULE!!!

 

Vote For Sith Lord Lee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Seduce Scarlett Johansson with my power and promises of love, devotion and all the riches in the world.

Order Zeppelin reuinite

Make "Mr. Roboto" our national anthem.

 

you mean world anthem

 

The victory party is in Vegas.....the limos will be picking you up momentarily.

 

Definatly do scarlett Johanson and probably couple humdred other women. I would punish the evil and feed the hungry.

 

This I agree with... except for the Fruitopia commercials. Those can stay

 

Exactly.

Thank you - er, domo, for correcting that.

I'd do all celebs I think are hot.

 

do itashimash-ite

the dash ain't sposd to be there but that says you're welcome

btw arigato is thank you and domo is very much

 

Oh, domo arigato for correcting me. Again.

 

**** THAT

Id get my OWN THEATER with NO COMMERCIALS AT ALL well except the Trailers that I want anything else is BLEH & then laugh at everyone else

 

thank my trusty dictionary