Lets Rule the World
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Rule w/ an iron fist. We would have order, peace, happiness. . . etc, and if anyone tried to usurp my authority, I'd eliminate us all, and let Nature/God restart the process.Abaddon said:What would you do if you ruled the world?
Incidently, I would pull an Emporer Caligula or Claudius (can't remember which one.) and make vibrant thoroughbred's Generals in certain sectors to humiliate people who planned insurrections. This would almost never happen though because people wouldn't want to rebel; my world is paradisaic.
Isn't this sentence from a song?I think if I ruled the world,I'd free all my sons.
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No desire, I have enough problems keeping my life in order. So I suppose there would be alot of appointing of postions and delegating of authority. I would then rest sit back and reap the benefits.
I know pretty dull.
I know pretty dull.
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i'd abolish land ownership. then i'd set up system were by there would be massively varied laws for different areas. people would have free travel to any place. so they would live with the consequenses of any law they chose to live by. areas would change in size to meet demand. so if you wanted to live somewhere where murder was legal you could at the risk of being murdered yourself.
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- Any nation that attacked another nation would be instantly vaporized.
- Only empirically provable and reproducable facts would be taught in public schools.
- You would have to take a training course, pass a battery of tests and earn a license in order to procreate, since creating a human life out of nothing is way more intense than just owning and operating a vehicle or owning a gun.
- Through re-education, sex and nudity in art would no longer be anywhere near as taboo/shameful/restricted as violence.
- The Global Anthem would be the note "A". Once a year every single adult on the planet would be called upon to take an instrument and to play the note "A" as loud as possible for one hour. There would also be massive government amplification systems set up so that the entire planet would be awash in a droning, global "A" for one hour.
- At age 20, all citizens would have to report to a center where they would be given one hit of pure LSD and then set loose in a supervised "acid-plaza".
- Cars, computers and phones would be equipped with breathalizers and would not function if the user tested above a certain alcohol level.
Homes and public places would have a "911" button so that even a super inebriated person could call in an emergency.
- Anyone convicted of murder or rape via DNA evidence or confession would be instantly put to death. In today's ******ed society, Liberals tell you that it costs more to execute a prisoner than it does to house him for the rest of his life.
No, it doesn't. It only costs the price of one rope or one bullet. This would save so much money it's outrageous.
- Only empirically provable and reproducable facts would be taught in public schools.
- You would have to take a training course, pass a battery of tests and earn a license in order to procreate, since creating a human life out of nothing is way more intense than just owning and operating a vehicle or owning a gun.
- Through re-education, sex and nudity in art would no longer be anywhere near as taboo/shameful/restricted as violence.
- The Global Anthem would be the note "A". Once a year every single adult on the planet would be called upon to take an instrument and to play the note "A" as loud as possible for one hour. There would also be massive government amplification systems set up so that the entire planet would be awash in a droning, global "A" for one hour.
- At age 20, all citizens would have to report to a center where they would be given one hit of pure LSD and then set loose in a supervised "acid-plaza".
- Cars, computers and phones would be equipped with breathalizers and would not function if the user tested above a certain alcohol level.
Homes and public places would have a "911" button so that even a super inebriated person could call in an emergency.
- Anyone convicted of murder or rape via DNA evidence or confession would be instantly put to death. In today's ******ed society, Liberals tell you that it costs more to execute a prisoner than it does to house him for the rest of his life.
No, it doesn't. It only costs the price of one rope or one bullet. This would save so much money it's outrageous.
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Also I would declare a 10 year period where no sequels, re-makes, spin-offs or adaptations could be made.
Wilhelm-Scream
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I allowed for that. I said IF they're already proven guilty via DNA evidence or confession THEN it's cheap to kill them.
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I would abolish the BCS poll system.
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dreath in.....
dreath out.....
dreath out.....
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Heh.Noon said:OH
MY
GOD!
Wilhelm's avatar is an upside down tiger
shut up, I got it eventually
There's also an Ostrich Punk in there:
