Lets Rule the World

[The Chairman]

thank my trusty dictionary

Domo arigato, dictionary.

 

[Cyclops]

Everybody wants to rule the woorrrlld.....

 

[DOG LIPS]

Everybody wants to rule the woorrrlld.....

 

[Tsunulia]

There can be only one!!!!

 

[Flexo]

The victory party is in Vegas.....the limos will be picking you up momentarily.

I demand extra bubbly.

 

[C. Lee]

**** THAT

Id get my OWN THEATER with NO COMMERCIALS AT ALL well except the Trailers that I want anything else is BLEH & then laugh at everyone else

I'm a more benevolent ruler.....I consider the needs and wants of the great unwashed masses.

Pizza for everyone!!!!!

 

[Tsunulia]

I'm a more benevolent ruler.....I consider the needs and wants of the great unwashed masses.

Pizza for everyone!!!!!

ALL HAIL LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Flexo]

I'm a more benevolent ruler.....I consider the needs and wants of the great unwashed masses.

Pizza for everyone!!!!!

I would follow him to the end of the universe.

 

[C. Lee]

I demand extra bubbly.

Demand in one hand...and crap in the other one....and see which one fills up first.

 

[Cyclops]

Give a man a pizza, he eats for a day. Give a man a brick oven and teach him how to cook pizza, he eats for life.

 

[Tsunulia]

Give a man a pizza, he eats for a day. Give a man a brick oven and teach him how to cook pizza, he eats for life.

not that easy..............gotta have all the ingredients......can't do it with just the oven unless its a magic oven

 

[The Chairman]

I'm a more benevolent ruler.....I consider the needs and wants of the great unwashed masses.

Pizza for everyone!!!!!

Darn, C Lee, you're good.

If I were ruler of the world, my party would be held in my swimming pool. All the Hypesters are invited. And I'd probably have Zeppelin and a few of my other favorite bands play there.

Cannoli's for all!

 

[Abaddon]

Oh,I forgot.I'd also only re-education centers in every country to instruct the ignorant,intolerant,and rascist masses.Those who resisted would be dropped off naked in the Amazon jungle.

 

[C. Lee]

Give a man a pizza, he eats for a day. Give a man a brick oven and teach him how to cook pizza, he eats for life.

....and give that man two showgirls from the Moulin Rouge to fullfill all of his earthly needs, and he'll call up Dominoes instead.

 

[Tsunulia]

Darn, C Lee, you're good.

If I were ruler of the world, my party would be held in my swimming pool. All the Hypesters are invited. And I'd probably have Zeppelin and a few of my other favorite bands play there.

Cannoli's for all!

ZEPPLELIN AND CANNOLIS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might be having second thoughts on who I want to follow.............

 

[Flexo]

Demand in one hand...and crap in the other one....and see which one fills up first.

Bah, you've become a tyrant! Revolution! Revolt!

 

[Tsunulia]

Freedom!!!! Forever!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[C. Lee]

Bah, you've become a tyrant! Revolution! Revolt!

Hey....you're the one who started making demands while I was still handing out presents.....patience is a virtue.

 

[Carter]

Oh man I think about this all of the time.

First not only would I rule the world, I'll make everybody refer to me as Lord Carter. I will wear a long hooded robe like Dr.Doom except red.
I'll have a palace built in the middle of midtown manhattan.

Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Kreuk, Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, Erica Durance, Carmen Electra and Milla Jovovich will be forced to pleasure me on a nightly basis. ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

Instead of a septer, I will carry a bazooka. Wolfgang Puck will be my personal chef.
My word will be law.
All violaters will be caged and sent to Australia.
There will be no more prisons. All criminals will be banished to Australia.

God theres so much more, but im tired

 

[Flexo]

Hey....you're the one who started making demands while I was still handing out presents.....patience is a virtue.

I demand more from my government, O terrible oppressor.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I demand more from my government, O terrible oppressor.

Remember, remember, the....16th of April.

 

[Abaddon]

I'd also banish organized religion.

 

[Tsunulia]

Remember, remember, the....16th of April.

I see no reason why that Easter should ever be forgot

 

[C. Lee]

I demand more from my government, O terrible oppressor.

1) I did away with government.
2) I'm not a "terrible" oppressor.....I'm a damn fine oppressor.
3) That knock at your door is the Goon Squad....tell them I said "Hi".

 

[Flexo]

1) I did away with government.
2) I'm not a "terrible" oppressor.....I'm a damn fine oppressor.
3) That knock at your door is the Goon Squad....tell them I said "Hi".

Remember, remember, the fifth of November, The gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.