if you were to open a sandwich shop or a deli...

[GoldenAgeHero]

for those of you who have been to a sandiwiches shop, you've seen sandwiches that have titles assign to them, like the big lobowski( i made that up), or the heart attack(real sandwich name) and next to them you'll see the ingredients.


so if you were to open your own, what would the your sandwiches name and it's ingreadient.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I would call it "Bumping Uglies" and it would have bologna and spam.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

how am i spaming?

 

[Assassin]

Mine would be called Dr. Fear

It has white meat, dark wheat bread, spam and special ****** sauce.

 

[Tangled Web]

Mine would be called "Dark meat in white buns."

It would have the dark meat of the turkey in white buns.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

how am i spaming?

Actually, that's not what I meant at all. I was being serious. I ****ing hate spam and bologna.

 

[Man-Thing]

I would call it the "widow maker". It would have razor blades in it.

When people ate it I would point at them and laugh like Harry and Loyd do in dumb and dumber after that fat thug swallows the poison.

 

[Kevin]

I'd call it "the penis pumper" it'd be full of viagra

 

[ScottyBBadd]

I would call it "Bumping Uglies" and it would have bologna and spam.

I'd order one.

 

[heypapajinx]

mine would be called the Tom Cruise Baby Maker Extreme and come with special spicy pesto placenta sauce.

 

[Immortalfire]

Mine would be called Dr. Fear

It has white meat, dark wheat bread, spam and special ****** sauce.

LoL

 

[kane9321]

I think mine would be named..." damnation". Roast beef,salami,ham,turkey with swiss ,and american cheese on a soft sourdough roll.

damn i made myself hungry

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'd call it "Specimen z17-K" and it would contain small gray nodules of unknown composition.

 

[Sun_Down]

I think mine would be named..." damnation". Roast beef,salami,ham,turkey with swiss ,and american cheese on a soft sourdough roll.

damn i made myself hungry

I'm salivating over here. Now I have to go buy all of that and make it. Thanks.