i'm helping with problems again.

[Kaleb]

I dont know if it is

 

[Danalys]

what didn't you like about the situation?

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Healthy mucus isn't, actually. Cut back on the cig's.

jag

That's not true, unhealthy mucus can be clear or yellow/green.

 

[Danalys]

if you're in good health you don't normally see your mucus.

 

[Abaddon]

I saw the girl last night that I liked for along time, and I didnt feel anything for her, she was with her boyfriend at the movies. Im not sure if she saw me though as she was looking straight at me but she just ignored me.

Its possible she didn't feel like acknowledging you with her boyfriend around.

 

[Kritish]

I can't decied witch is better, Dr. Pepper or Coke?

Help me decide.

 

[Danalys]

I can't decied witch is better, Dr. Pepper or Coke?

Help me decide.

somethings a man must discover for himself or learn to like threesomes.

 

[Danalys]

abaddon thinks of things i never would or would take far more time to think of. but i should think the reverse is true aswell.

 

[Abaddon]

abaddon thinks of things i never would or would take far more time to think of. but i should think the reverse is true aswell.

I'll take it as a compliment.

 

[Noon]

My boyfriend has been asking me to buy some lingerie, which I'm all for, and I suggested an outfit, this cute thing I've been eyeing up for a while, but he says he's not into that....I wanna dress up! Could I get away with it at halloween?

http://www.fancydress.com/shop/product-file/42/doro115642/product-enlarged.jpg

or something along those lines

 

[Danalys]

well as a guy who'd probably check out any lady wearing that, i suggest that your boyfriend might be jealous of all the attention you'd get. but perhaps you could go for lingerie he would like under that outfit when you do dress up for halloween. he'll get to see it later anyway. that's all only if you feel good doing that.

 

[E. Bison]

I just farted at a 7 octave range. My mother says it's because I have been posessed by the devil. Is there something wrong with me? Is my mother stupid?

 

[War Lord]

I just farted at a 7 octave range. My mother says it's because I have been posessed by the devil. Is there something wrong with me? Is my mother stupid?

Why choose?

Both.

 

[the_joker]

My problem is...

I don't know whether to do creative writing or English literature for my degree course. Which one should I pick?

 

[Danalys]

how would i know which you should pick if that is all you tell me about it?

 

[Danalys]

I just farted at a 7 octave range. My mother says it's because I have been posessed by the devil. Is there something wrong with me? Is my mother stupid?

what food do you eat and what do you drink?

 

[the_joker]

how would i know which you should pick if that is all you tell me about it?

Well which one do you think would be more beneficial in the long run. Creative writing will probably open up more doors career wise but I'm good at English Literature and would probably get a higher mark.

 

[Abaddon]

What area of writing are you most interested in?

 

[Kaleb]

I had this dream lastnigh where I was in an old age home,( or I was in a room with a bunch of old ppl )and , what appeared to be a sniper on the building oposite us, started to take shots at us. but basically there was no noise coming out of the gun and I had a gun, and I would shoot but would make the gun noises myself, no im scared to go back to sleep incase I have another ****ed up dream again.

 

[Danalys]

there is no best option inheretly. there is the best option for you. the challenge and graft of the creative option or the easy and playing to your strenghs of the literature option. if the challenge will be too great for you don't take it. are you well versed in what will be involved in both at that level?

 

[Danalys]

I had this dream lastnigh where I was in an old age home,( or I was in a room with a bunch of old ppl )and , what appeared to be a sniper on the building oposite us, started to take shots at us. but basically there was no noise coming out of the gun and I had a gun, and I would shoot but would make the gun noises myself, no im scared to go back to sleep incase I have another ****ed up dream again.

dreams are the conciousness' awareness of the subconsious trying to work out what to do about something in your life. what troubles you in your life? you can pm me if you'd like instead of out in the open here. i'd like more details of the dream aswell. what do the snipers shots do, for one?

 

[E. Bison]

what food do you eat and what do you drink?

Well? Nothing unusual, just the usual beans with cheese, onions, crystal meth, and a cup of milk with powder milk. Is there something wrong with my diet.

 

[Kipobe]

I have a problem. My penis is too large, and when I have sex with girls it gives them pain and sometimes kills them. What am I to do?

 

[E. Bison]

Oh that's easy. You need get a new prescription for your glasses because it seems your current ones are magnifying objects at a much closer and larger range than they are supposed to. The pain those girls are feeling is actually just frustration from the lack of pleasure they get from your ACTUAL size.

 

[Danalys]

Well? Nothing unusual, just the usual beans with cheese, onions, crystal meth, and a cup of milk with powder milk. Is there something wrong with my diet.

might be. learn about food.