i'm helping with problems again.

[Daisy]

Oh? Why's that? What are you going to do all alone in that office of yours today, then?

jag

*innocent face*Nothing. I'm not doing anything. Who said I was?*innocent face*

 

[rodhulk]

As long as you have a balanced diet including constituents from each of the major foodgroups, you don't need to eat at all.

Well, you could be correct, but I'm sure I read somewhere that you wouldn't actually be as healthy as a regular food eater (one who doesn't overdo anything but has general amounts of everything. You do need some fat, for example).

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Oh? Why's that? What are you going to do all alone in that office of yours today, then?

jag

I thought she might become overwhelmed and maul the co-worker as a surrogate Wilhelmesque Care Bear Volcano.

 

[Iceman]

Do Care Bears spurt?

 

[Danalys]

i'd like to do something with a care bear and a volcanoe. after all i did miss that opertunity to have meat cooked on a volcanoe before.

 

[Danalys]

i just realised this is a spam thread now

 

[jaguarr]

Do Care Bears spurt?

If you squeeze them hard enough they do.

jag

 

[Iceman]

Well, you could be correct, but I'm sure I read somewhere that you wouldn't actually be as healthy as a regular food eater (one who doesn't overdo anything but has general amounts of everything. You do need some fat, for example).

As long as you have lava in your diet you'll be ok son.

 

[Daisy]

I thought she might become overwhelmed and maul the co-worker as a surrogate Wilhelmesque Care Bear Volcano.

That's a different co-worker down the hall. He's my surrogate W-S Care Bear.

My office-mate wouldn't be interested.

 

[Iceman]

i just realised this is a spam thread now

You've helped me immeasurably with my problems so don't feel too bad.

That makes it on topic.

 

[Iceman]

If you squeeze them hard enough they do.

jag

Where do they spurt from?

 

[jaguarr]

Where do they spurt from?

Wherever the pressure points mount the most, to the point that their skins cannot contain that which is within any longer.

jag

 

[Danalys]

the head.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

the head.

Stars from the palm.
Clearly they spurt Star from the Palm.

Well, it's technically "funshine" in the shape of stars.

 

[Iceman]

Wherever the pressure points mount the most, to the point that their skins cannot contain that which is within any longer.

jag

I think I need to do some experiments.

I'll credit you on my paper.

 

[jaguarr]

I think I need to do some experiments.

I'll credit you on my paper.

Be careful. They spurt lava, no matter what Wilhelm would have you believe. "Funshine"? Pffft! Please. Hot, liquid magma is what you'll get for your troubles.

jag

 

[Danalys]

Stars from the palm.
Clearly they spurt Star from the Palm.

Well, it's technically "funshine" in the shape of stars.

your knowlage of care bears scares me.

 

[Iceman]

Be careful. They spurt lava, no matter what Wilhelm would have you believe. "Funshine"? Pffft! Please. Hot, liquid magma is what you'll get for your troubles.

jag

Lava is my nemesis.

Whenever I have a chance at success lava intervenes.

 

[JLBats]

D-anal, I need your help to get through Gravity's Rainbow.

 

[jaguarr]

Lava is my nemesis.

Whenever I have a chance at success lava intervenes.

lava > you

jag

 

[Danalys]

fire and ice don't mix. i don't know about psylockes tho

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

your knowlage of care bears scares me.

Your spelling just scared me.

 

[Danalys]

i'm getting better at spelling now i'm calm again.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

i'm getting better at spelling now i'm calm again.

You sound really Henry Lee Lucas with all this "pre-calm"/"post-calm" talk.
"Why did you flay the co-eds?"
"Well, I wasn't feeling calm. I flayed them, and now I'm calm again."

 

[Danalys]

it's a big thing for me.