im loosing my mind

Kaleb

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ok I was talking to this chick and she says we should meet up and catch up on all the great times that we had, truth is I cannot for the life remember who she is :mad:
 
must had been drunk at that time ;)
 
no , i dont drink, and Ive never touched one in my life, I think I better start now
 
play along, you might get lucky, if ya know what i mean!
 
You should slit your wrists over it.

Or just get a yearbook and find her.
 
dude I think I will remember if its a relative :mad:
 
I still say shes a spy. Burn all potentially incriminating evidence.
 
Darnell said:
I still say shes a spy. Burn all potentially incriminating evidence.
you could be onto something.
 
Who cares, just stick her with your wang
 
Make sure she doesnt have a wang of her own first.
 
im pretty sure she doesnt have a wang, she is lacking in the breast department tho :( so that might be a hint that she has a wang, I should ask her
 
Kaleb.09 said:
im pretty sure she doesnt have a wang, she is lacking in the breast department tho :( so that might be a hint that she has a wang, I should ask her
Don't ask her if she has a penis, just say "Let me see your penis." The right approach is key to discovering the truth..
 
I will show u mine , if you show me yours ?
 
Kaleb.09 said:
I will show u mine , if you show me yours ?
Well, you could always just grab her crotch if that doesn't work.
 
and what if ******** aint there
 
Darnell said:
Well, you could always just grab her crotch if that doesn't work.

Or spill something on it and then try to wipe it off :up:



























just make sure it isn't something hot
 
'me 'oops I seemed to have spilt my drnk all over your crotch, I mean dresss''
her its ok ,
'me 'here let me wipe that for you'' *grabs paper towl and wipes area*
her ''you seemed to be focusing alot of time on that area ''


I dont think so :(
 

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