In Case of Major Lag, Proceed to Nearest Exit.

[Darthphere]

Internet lag is a pain. We all suffer from it and some of us don't know how to deal with it. Being taken out of your daily routine sucks, but here's a couple of suggestions that might help ease the pain.

-Go Outside: It's August. The sun is out, the ladies are in bikinis and the water is great. If you can't get to a beach, I know some of those random ass Midwest states have lakes and **** like that. I've seen horror movies ok.

-Go see a movie: While the summer movie season is winding down, there's some gems out there to enjoy. Take your girl to see that stupid Astronaut movie. Go get your brain fried by GI Joe or get sci-fi'd up the hoo-ha with District 9. Plus, it's indoors with air conditioning so you don't have to worry about your skin burning by exposure to the sun.

-Play a video game or watch a DVD/Blu-Ray: Self explanatory. Get your Madden on or pop in Watchmen and see if you hate it this time. Or watch The Dark Knight for the 500th time while it's still considered relevant.

-Go to another website: Yes, the internet is filled with millions of website, and some of them aren't for porn. Join me and the gang at Facebook. Follow Ashton Kutcher's Twitter, or read up on Chester A. Arthur on Wikipedia. The interwebs is a wonderful thing for things other than the Hype and porn. Of course, porn is great so, do what you gotta do.

Finally,

-Get laid.: Difficult as it may sound, it's possible. Of course you need to get yourself out there and actually talk to people, face to face like in person. Just remember to bathe before you approach a member of a different gender. Also, don't mention that you have 65,000 posts on Superherohype.com, that's my line and you can't have it.

This thread is brought to you by SLAP CHOP, stop having a boring like, SLAP CHOP.

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[Prison Mike]

this was very informative

 

[knowsbleed]

I've programmed my computer at work to only access Office 2007 and SHH. I'm aysed out. Make an option for me.

 

[Darthphere]

I've programmed my computer at work to only access Office 2007 and SHH. I'm aysed out. Make an option for me.

I've got some spreadsheets you can do for me.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Internet lag is a pain. We all suffer from it and some of us don't know how to deal with it. Being taken out of your daily routine sucks, but here's a couple of suggestions that might help ease the pain.

-Go Outside: It's August. The sun is out, the ladies are in bikinis and the water is great. If you can't get to a beach, I know some of those random ass Midwest states have lakes and **** like that. I've seen horror movies ok.

-Go see a movie: While the summer movie season is winding down, there's some gems out there to enjoy. Take your girl to see that stupid Astronaut movie. Go get your brain fried by GI Joe or get sci-fi'd up the hoo-ha with District 9. Plus, it's indoors with air conditioning so you don't have to worry about your skin burning by exposure to the sun.

-Play a video game or watch a DVD/Blu-Ray: Self explanatory. Get your Madden on or pop in Watchmen and see if you hate it this time. Or watch The Dark Knight for the 500th time while it's still considered relevant.

-Go to another website: Yes, the internet is filled with millions of website, and some of them aren't for porn. Join me and the gang at Facebook. Follow Ashton Kutcher's Twitter, or read up on Chester A. Arthur on Wikipedia. The interwebs is a wonderful thing for things other than the Hype and porn. Of course, porn is great so, do what you gotta do.

Finally,

-Get laid.: Difficult as it may sound, it's possible. Of course you need to get yourself out there and actually talk to people, face to face like in person. Just remember to bathe before you approach a member of a different gender. Also, don't mention that you have 65,000 posts on Superherohype.com, that's my line and you can't have it.

This thread is brought to you by SLAP CHOP, stop having a boring like, SLAP CHOP.

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#1 I live in the Midwest, it was at like midnight and, why don' YOU go outside?

#2 see 'midnight' in reply #1

#3 I've seen all my movies, played all the games.

#4 I did do that.

#5 Coming from Ron Jeremy himself right? enjoy your [BLACKOUT]hand.[/BLACKOUT]

 

[-Arya-]

Darthphere, my friend, you're wisdom is limitless.

 

[knowsbleed]

Yes, Darthphere is the oldest young guy I've ever known.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Internet lag is a pain. We all suffer from it and some of us don't know how to deal with it. Being taken out of your daily routine sucks, but here's a couple of suggestions that might help ease the pain.

-Go Outside: It's August. The sun is out, the ladies are in bikinis and the water is great. If you can't get to a beach, I know some of those random ass Midwest states have lakes and **** like that. I've seen horror movies ok.

-Go see a movie: While the summer movie season is winding down, there's some gems out there to enjoy. Take your girl to see that stupid Astronaut movie. Go get your brain fried by GI Joe or get sci-fi'd up the hoo-ha with District 9. Plus, it's indoors with air conditioning so you don't have to worry about your skin burning by exposure to the sun.

-Play a video game or watch a DVD/Blu-Ray: Self explanatory. Get your Madden on or pop in Watchmen and see if you hate it this time. Or watch The Dark Knight for the 500th time while it's still considered relevant.

-Go to another website: Yes, the internet is filled with millions of website, and some of them aren't for porn. Join me and the gang at Facebook. Follow Ashton Kutcher's Twitter, or read up on Chester A. Arthur on Wikipedia. The interwebs is a wonderful thing for things other than the Hype and porn. Of course, porn is great so, do what you gotta do.

Finally,

-Get laid.: Difficult as it may sound, it's possible. Of course you need to get yourself out there and actually talk to people, face to face like in person. Just remember to bathe before you approach a member of a different gender. Also, don't mention that you have 65,000 posts on Superherohype.com, that's my line and you can't have it.

This thread is brought to you by SLAP CHOP, stop having a boring like, SLAP CHOP.

What stupid astronaut movie?

 

[Darthphere]

#1 I live in the Midwest, it was at like midnight and, why don' YOU go outside?

#2 see 'midnight' in reply #1

#3 I've seen all my movies, played all the games.

#4 I did do that.

#5 Coming from Ron Jeremy himself right? enjoy your [BLACKOUT]hand.[/BLACKOUT]

How did you know I'm Ron Jeremy?

Darthphere, my friend, you're wisdom is limitless.

Thank you.

Yes, Darthphere is the oldest young guy I've ever known.

And you're the youngest old guy I've ever known.

What stupid astronaut movie?

You know, the one with the time traveling or something. He's an astronaut right? Wait, that's a Johnny Depp movie....

 

[Majic Walrus]

Thanks Darth. You never cease to maintain mediocrity and near-awesomeness.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

How did you know I'm Ron Jeremy?

Because he's the only person I look up too.

And, I look up to you.

 

[Hush]

Is that because your always on your knees for him?

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Hey-oh!

Hey NO.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

How did you know I'm Ron Jeremy?



Thank you.



And you're the youngest old guy I've ever known.



You know, the one with the time traveling or something. He's an astronaut right? Wait, that's a Johnny Depp movie....

You're thinking of The Time Traveler's Wife. Yeah, it looks pretty dumb. And yeah the one with the astronaut is the Johnny Depp flick.

 

[WompuM]

Darth, my dear Darth. Not only have you inspired me today to possibly update the Womp Nation, but I might go on a bike ride too.

 

[Darthphere]

I move for this thread to be stickied.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I call for it being sticked and a global announcement so that ALL the boards can see it.

 

[Darthphere]

I like your style. I'm outside on a park bench right now.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Does your laptop (assuming you're on a laptop) have a webcam.

Because that's easy to lie about.

Hell, I'm on a roller coaster right now.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I call for it being sticked and a global announcement so that ALL the boards can see it.

Seconded.

Can we get a mod to add a poll to that affect so we can announce this?

 

[Darthphere]

Does your laptop (assuming you're on a laptop) have a webcam.

Because that's easy to lie about.

Hell, I'm on a roller coaster right now.

I never said the park bench was outside. You can't make those type of assumptions. You'd be a horrible detective.

 

[Franklin Richards]

I like to use my Shake Weight.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

I never said the park bench was outside. You can't make those type of assumptions. You'd be a horrible detective.

You made me lol in real life.

No one does that.

 

[knowsbleed]

Darth touches people in ways others can't.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Just like you Knowsbleed.

But when you're done touching them you usually cant be within 50 feet of them.