In Case of Major Lag, Proceed to Nearest Exit.

[B]

When I suffer internet lag I headbutt the wall, usually by the time I regain consciousness the lag is gone & all I have is permanent brain damage... so I fit in even better with the internet folk

Win-Win situation is lag for me..

 

[Darthphere]

You made me lol in real life.

No one does that.

Darth touches people in ways others can't.

 

[WompuM]

Darth, I'm gonna be honest. I went on the bike ride. I rode around my new hood for about a half hour looking for cool stuff. I thought I spotted a neat little comic shop, went it, and it was packed with a bunch of ratty kids playing card battle games. My quest was in vain.

 

[Darthphere]

That's the world we live in. YU-GI-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Darthphere]

When I suffer internet lag I headbutt the wall, usually by the time I regain consciousness the lag is gone & all I have is permanent brain damage... so I fit in even better with the internet folk

Win-Win situation is lag for me..

You can train to be an elite MMA fighter. You got all the prerequisites.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Darthphere continues to amaze me with his brilliant threads.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

This has been very informative. I applaud your efforts at being...informative.

 

[Darthphere]

I live to inform.

 

[Mee]

-Go Outside
-Go see a movie
-Play a video game or watch a DVD/Blu-Ray
-Go to another website
-Get laid.

I challenge you to do all of these things at once.

 

[Darthphere]

[/B]

I challenge you to do all of these things at once.

I already have.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Internet lag is a pain. We all suffer from it and some of us don't know how to deal with it. Being taken out of your daily routine sucks, but here's a couple of suggestions that might help ease the pain.

-Go Outside: It's August. The sun is out, the ladies are in bikinis and the water is great. If you can't get to a beach, I know some of those random ass Midwest states have lakes and **** like that. I've seen horror movies ok.

-Go see a movie: While the summer movie season is winding down, there's some gems out there to enjoy. Take your girl to see that stupid Astronaut movie. Go get your brain fried by GI Joe or get sci-fi'd up the hoo-ha with District 9. Plus, it's indoors with air conditioning so you don't have to worry about your skin burning by exposure to the sun.

-Play a video game or watch a DVD/Blu-Ray: Self explanatory. Get your Madden on or pop in Watchmen and see if you hate it this time. Or watch The Dark Knight for the 500th time while it's still considered relevant.

-Go to another website: Yes, the internet is filled with millions of website, and some of them aren't for porn. Join me and the gang at Facebook. Follow Ashton Kutcher's Twitter, or read up on Chester A. Arthur on Wikipedia. The interwebs is a wonderful thing for things other than the Hype and porn. Of course, porn is great so, do what you gotta do.

Finally,

-Get laid.: Difficult as it may sound, it's possible. Of course you need to get yourself out there and actually talk to people, face to face like in person. Just remember to bathe before you approach a member of a different gender. Also, don't mention that you have 65,000 posts on Superherohype.com, that's my line and you can't have it.

This thread is brought to you by SLAP CHOP, stop having a boring like, SLAP CHOP.

[YT]UWRyj5cHIQA[/YT]

I find this post aimed towards certain people and that makes me sick. You have failed to give more opinions. Many people will seek this thread looking for answers at such a stressful time. You have given false hope to people who need it most.

Of course I am talking about emos.

They don't like sunlight. Telling them to go out in it is unfair. They are also unsociable, so cancel movies, games and most parts of the internet. They could look at porn, but male emos just stare at their wrinkled penises and stab it with pins. I think you should have more opinions for emos. It's only fair.

 

[Darthphere]

I find this post aimed towards certain people and that makes me sick. You have failed to give more opinions. Many people will seek this thread looking for answers at such a stressful time. You have given false hope to people who need it most.

Of course I am talking about emos.

They don't like sunlight. Telling them to go out in it is unfair. They are also unsociable, so cancel movies, games and most parts of the internet. They could look at porn, but male emos just stare at their wrinkled penises and stab it with pins. I think you should have more opinions for emos. It's only fair.

Ok.

Cut yourself: When all else fails, feeling the pain of a razorblade cutting into your skin reminds you that you're alive, but is it worth it? Staying alive that is? That's something you can think of when your last post gets triple posted due to lag.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Ok.

Cut yourself: When all else fails, feeling the pain of a razorblade cutting into your skin reminds you that you're alive, but is it worth it? Staying alive that is? That's something you can think of when your last post gets triple posted due to lag.

This is good. You have redeemed this thread.

 

[Immortalfire]

Fortunately, I have a Slap Chop..and thus, my life is now exciting

 

[Darthphere]

But do you have boring tuna?

 

[Franklin Richards]

linguini

 

[Shemtov]

My own advice:

-Get some sleep: There is an old Yiddish saying "sleep and forget your troubles". Also, Dreams are interesting. You might have a wet one. Just hope you don't have a nightmare.......especially one about lag.

 

[Darthphere]

This is why you're on thread probation.

 

[Immortalfire]

But do you have boring tuna?

I did, before the Slap Chop. Now my food and life are exciting!

 

[Mee]

Because you slapped boredom and chopped monotony.

 

[Shemtov]

This is why you're on thread probation.

one thing has nothing too do with the other.

 

[Darthphere]

Maybe, but I still believe it.