Strip Clubs: What's Your opinion of them?

[Kroc1138]

As the Title says, What do you get out of Strip Club visits?? If you go to them.
If You Like them, What Type do you prefer?: (Guys)
Go-Go (Bikini)
Topless
Nude

Generally with most guys I know who have gone to Strip Clubs prefer Nude or Topless, One of my friends for some reason likes Go-Go(Bikini) bars.

Not to be Sexist: Ladies on the board can talk about Male clubs as well.

When I was younger, I had mixed feeling about Strip Clubs. Mainly b/c I thoought that the only guys that go there are losers who can't get laid, but at the same time I was curious.
Listening to Howard Stern helped changed that obtuse opinion, However, since I'm a bit of a cheap bastard, I never made any effort to go. In recent years, at the insistence of my friends and my growing curiosity, I went to a few of them. (3 Go-Gos and 2 nudes) I preferred nude Clubs for some reason, go figure. But generally my current opinion on Strip Clubs is that they are good fun place to go to with your buddies EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE! To me it's not a place to go if you have no Porn and no Women in sight.

So speak now...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I prefer nude and they're quite a bit of fun. Haven't been in a long time though. I hate how the girls try to pressure you into letting them dance for you, that's my only complaint.

 

[Poetic Chaos]

My cousins took me to my first strip club in SF the night of my graduation. GREAT time.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

I prefer nude and they're quite a bit of fun. Haven't been in a long time though. I hate how the girls try to pressure you into letting them dance for you, that's my only complaint.

has anthepickles offered you?

 

[PhePhe112]

my opinion?? if your gonna go to one....they should be all nude!!

 

[The Shape]

Nude, *****.

 

[Warhammer]

Nude is preferred, but topless is OK, also.
I think they are a nice place to go on a long night, with the boys, or before your wedding night.

Go-Gos are a No-No.

 

[Kroc1138]

my opinion?? if your gonna go to one....they should be all nude!!

Tell that to my friend.

 

[Kroc1138]

Oh and if you want post some of you interesting experiences.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

has anthepickles offered you?

What guy hasn't gotten a dance/striptease from their g/f?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

What guy hasn't gotten a dance/striptease from their g/f?

how was it?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Scrumptious. You need to get on that

 

[terry78]

Topless if I'm in the mood to be casual about it. And it can't be tassels on the nipples topless, they have to go full court press.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Tassels anger me to no end.

 

[Fred_Fury]

Full nude all the way. I've been to topless only strip clubs, and usually theyre cleaner and more "high class" but theyre not as fun as full nude.

And if you think you cant get laid at a strip club (without paying for it) you're not trying hard enough.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You'd wanna bang a stripper?

 

[Warhammer]

You'd wanna bang a stripper?

Ewww, that could be some dirty kitty.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I mean, they aren't ****es or anything. Just nobody I'd wanna stick it too. They're for viewing pleasure only.

 

[JLBats]

You'd wanna bang a stripper?

I'm going to take a stripper out for coffee once and have a real conversation with her.

Her-mind-will-be-BLOWN.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Not really. Some guys pay strippers and hookers just to talk to them. They desire stimulating conversation, so they ask a stripper what her views on universal healthcare are.

 

[Fred_Fury]

You'd wanna bang a stripper?

Ummm.... HELL YES

 

[Warhammer]

I mean, they aren't ****es or anything. Just nobody I'd wanna stick it too. They're for viewing pleasure only.

Actually, I feel sorry for the women who have to be strippers.
I guess they do what they got to do.

 

[JLBats]

Not really. Some guys pay strippers and hookers just to talk to them. They desire stimulating conversation, so they ask a stripper what her views on universal healthcare are.

...

Why must you constantly destroy my dreams?

See, I wouldn't do it because I desire conversation, I'd do it for her. Sheesh. I'll bet a stripper is up there dancing and thinking to herself "I wish one of these guys wanted to discuss something with me. I can't remember the last time I discussed my hometown, and my broken DREAMS."

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Some women enjoy stripping/hooking. It's not always the "gotta pay the bills" job it's made out to be most of the time.

 

[Warhammer]

Not really. Some guys pay strippers and hookers just to talk to them. They desire stimulating conversation, so they ask a stripper what her views on universal healthcare are.

Wtf?

There should be one main motive for going to a strip club, and it isn't talking or getting drunk.