*********ion is a natural course of life, right?

[oakzap425]

I haven't regretted it...yet. I know that I'll be too lazy to build up another stash again, though.

You say that now...

 

[Cagefighterkip]

whats fleshlight?:/

a *********ion hole. like its called a truckers best friend, designed to look like a flashlight, fleshlight you just ******* into.

 

[Warhammer]

You say that now...

Naw. I doubt it.

But that urge is strong.

 

[Drizzle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIGHT!!!!

 

[aaron]

a *********ion hole. like its called a truckers best friend, designed to look like a flashlight, fleshlight you just ******* into.

ohh i think ive seen that in a net ad,looked um intriguing

 

[oakzap425]

Naw. I doubt it.

But that urge is strong.

Why can't you d/l and dump? That's what I do.

 

[Drizzle]

The fleshlights come in mouth, anus, and vagina variations.

 

[Cagefighterkip]

ohh i think ive seen that in a net ad,looked um intriguing

wanna hear something worse? i was going through my cousins stuff, looking for the money he stole from me... and he had one. thats how i figgered about em. i was creeped out cuz as soon as i saw it i knew what it was lol

 

[Kable24]

Why can't you d/l and dump? That's what I do.

We always call it beat and delete.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I'm afraid. People who like Dragon's scare me.

I like the Garlic dragon at Panda Express. But the dragon tastes suspiciously like chicken.

I'll protect you from those dragon people.

 

[aaron]

wanna hear something worse? i was going through my cousins stuff, looking for the money he stole from me... and he had one. thats how i figgered about em. i was creeped out cuz as soon as i saw it i knew what it was lol

you asked to borrow it right?

 

[oakzap425]

The fleshlights come in mouth, anus, and vagina variations.

Are you serious?

 

[oakzap425]

We always call it beat and delete.

I don't do anything to it. I just watch it. Though I rarely watch L-A Porn. I watch more Hentai.

 

[oakzap425]

wanna hear something worse? i was going through my cousins stuff, looking for the money he stole from me... and he had one. thats how i figgered about em. i was creeped out cuz as soon as i saw it i knew what it was lol

I'd tell you to keep it, but considering he stole your money, it might be laced with herpes or something by now.

Use it as black mail. Take it to the next family reunion!

 

[Cagefighterkip]

you asked to borrow it right?

haha no.
actually i havent spoken to him in two years. hes a drug addict and a real ass...

 

[aaron]

thats a bummer,do they make these flesh thingies for um bigger guys?

 

[Kable24]

I don't do anything to it. I just watch it. Though I rarely watch L-A Porn. I watch more Hentai.

I watch porn when I *********e. It's pretty much has become a necessity for me anymore. Every once in a while I use my imagination. I find though when I use porn I last a lot longer than when I am imagining it.

 

[Warhammer]

Why can't you d/l and dump? That's what I do.

Well, damn. I thought you'd be against downloading porn. You are a girl, correct?



I couldn't delete them afterwards because I don't want to delete what is so good and took time to download.

 

[Cagefighterkip]

thats a bummer,do they make these flesh thingies for um bigger guys?

my guess being they make them for all shapes and sizes...

 

[oakzap425]

I watch porn. And Download it too. I haven't purchased any yet, because I can't see myself looking at the same thing twice.

 

[aaron]

its sad that im interested :/

 

[Anguissette1979]

Well, damn. I thought you'd be against downloading porn. You are a girl, correct?

I'd rather have a guy downloading porn than going to strip clubs or hookers...

 

[Cagefighterkip]

I'd rather have a guy downloading porn than going to strip clubs or hookers...

truer words were never spoken

 

[oakzap425]

I agree. I've read stuff about girls being made because their bf's still watch porn and *********e though they're in a relationship, with sex included. I don't see the big deal.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I'd tell you to keep it, but considering he stole your money, it might be laced with herpes or something by now.

Use it as black mail. Take it to the next family reunion!

hide it in his luggage next time he goes to the airport. so that they decide to go through his bags when it mysteriously shows up on the xray.