Is it too late to move to Canada?

[Venom Drool]

this **** dosnt happen in canada...
fake or not.. you guys get too much crap like this

 

[Dredg]

wtf?

 

[Erzengel]

I'd beat the sh't out of the entire jury and then sue them for bruising my hands.

 

[Dredg]

jersey boy you are

 

[enterthemadness]

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000. by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

Terrence *****on of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. *****on found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000.

Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500. and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500. after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge . She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned (thankfully without injuring anyone). Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.

Our legal system is a ****ing joke. I blame the dumbass judges who awarded the dumbasses.

 

[enterthemadness]

sorry to be a kill joy everyone, but they're all fake

http://www.stellaawards.com/bogus.html

just forget about what I said in my earlier post.

 

[Dredg]

haha..
loser

..

 

[Manic]

Woman calls 911 from Burger King..dummy http://www.break.com/index/burger_king_911.html

Police Operator: "Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger."

LOL! That is the best 911 call ever recorded!

 

[Man-Thing]

These are fake.

Still though, this country is in serious need of tort reform.

 

[Drakon]

Even if these particular instances are fake, crap like htis happens every single day.

 

[dmcnx]

D
This one is more stupider


Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge . She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

How did she even get into the positition to fall anyway at a night club ? Idiots

Ha, irony

 

[Danalys]

is this the time for a 2.30 joke.

 

[lars573]

this **** dosnt happen in canada...
fake or not.. you guys get too much crap like this

All I can say is thank the gods for English common law. Where wasting the courts time with lawsuits like this is a crime. You being an idiot doesn't make the other guy liable.


Now Drak if you want to move to Canada. Remember your moving to a completely different culture and nation. Here it's not life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. It's peace, order, and good government. Where you have to obey the Queens laws and keep the Queens peace. Where the most time you can get in jail, with rare exceptions for serial killers, is 20 years. Where you have to wear a seatbelt and motorcycle helmet everywhere. Where you have no right to own a gun. Where treating everyone the same means you have to treat minorities different.

 

[terry78]

I'm going to start suing ugly people for giving me mental distress everytime I have to look at them. Go to Wal-Mart and you'll really clean up in this area.

 

[Danalys]

being fair can mean treating people differently. different but equal.

 

[Drakon]

All I can say is thank the gods for English common law. Where wasting the courts time with lawsuits like this is a crime. You being an idiot doesn't make the other guy liable.


Now Drak if you want to move to Canada. Remember your moving to a completely different culture and nation. Here it's not life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. It's peace, order, and good government. Where you have to obey the Queens laws and keep the Queens peace. Where the most time you can get in jail, with rare exceptions for serial killers, is 20 years. Where you have to wear a seatbelt and motorcycle helmet everywhere. Where you have no right to own a gun. Where treating everyone the same means you have to treat minorities different.

I just said Canada because I needed a title to the thread, is all.

 

[lars573]

Dur! But it needed adressing.

 

[kainedamo]

It says so much about society that the jurors side with these idiots.

Can't something be done about this ridiculousness?? Can't judges just throw something out if it's plain silly?

 

[TwoMinutesHate]

I just said Canada because I needed a title to the thread, is all.

Maybe you could change the name of the thread to "Move to the States if you want to get rich quick."

I got a hockey smile (remember to cover your face when blocking shots), so I'd be willing to smash out some more teeth for like $100 000 USD. Then I'd bring it back to Canada and turn it into like $110 000.

 

[Manic]

being fair can mean treating people differently. different but equal.

That's oddly similar to Jim Crow laws.

 

[Danalys]

then i guess you didn't understand my point.

 

[Manic]

then i guess you didn't understand my point.

Actually, I was being a dick.

You racist!

 

[Addendum]

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000. by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

Terrence *****on of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. *****on found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000.

Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500. and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500. after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge . She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned (thankfully without injuring anyone). Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.

Welcome to the ******ed State of America. Enjoy your visit.

Seal of the Union

 

[WeaponZ2]

It's always too late to move to Canada.

Just because we killed your parents, doesn't mean you have to hate us .

 

[Dredg]

Welcome to the ******ed State of America. Enjoy your visit.

Seal of the Union

hate that guy