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Is sex allowed in the Kingdom of Heaven?

Is sex allowed in Heaven?

  • Nope, too sticky.

  • Yes, it's called Heaven for a reason.


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or is it considered too filthy of an act to allow in the holiest of places?
 
Dammit don't derail teh thread.

Lets assume Heaven does exist. Would it make sense to let souls do the nasty there.
 
I like to think Heaven feels like a perpetual orgasm without the need for sex or a mess to clean up.
 
What if you make a special request for sex for old times sake? Would you get kicked out of Heaven for being a perv?
 
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